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Just Say You Want Me (Please Say You Need Me) by buttcatcher
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 Aug 2022
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Julian is born in a field of dandelions on the outskirts of Lettenhove, screaming his way into the world with lungs full of words and songs to be sung.
Forty years later, Julian dies in a field of yellow weeds, silent as a corpse and covered in wounds both in flesh and soul. Laid to rest are his mistakes and regrets, years of living without a choice buried and put behind him.
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Geralt can’t remember the last time someone looked at him the way Jaskier does.
Not even his own mother had looked at him that way.
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Old Ends and New Beginnings by buttcatcher
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Jun 2020
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How could he have lived for so long without seeing this side of Geralt?
Never before has Jaskier seen him so laid back, so happy in his own skin and comfortable enough with his surroundings to act like this. It’s refreshing and heartwarming in a way Jaskier never expected when he first arrived at the Keep.
“Geralt!” Jaskier playfully admonishes in faux astonishment as he swats at the larger man’s chest. “You didn’t tell me you’re a poet! I could have been helping you with your songs for so long!”
“Oh my god no, no more songs!” Lambert shrieks before his voice finally patters off as he moves further into the castle to escape Jaskier’s composing.
Oh well. His loss.
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- Part 8 of Drogon ain't got nothin on Jaskier
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Roach carries her owner and his daughter over precarious terrain day in and day out, pushing herself well beyond her limits as she senses the mess of emotions coming from Geralt. There truly is no time to waste; not this far in the Blue Mountains, where human lives become scarce and merciless wildlife has taken over.
The journey is as long and tiring as it always is, though now Geralt has Cirilla and his thoughts to keep him company through the mountain passes.
And boy, do they ever.
“I can’t believe you,” Cirilla continues to berate him for the snippets of the conversation she overheard between her two guardians back at their campsite, “Why did you treat him like that? I love you, Geralt, but that’s just mean.” Geralt can feel the vibrations of her voice against his chest where she leans into him on the saddle.
His heart clenches at her proclamation of love, then quickly twists for a whole new reason when she brings up his treatment of the troubadour.
She isn’t wrong.
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- Part 7 of Drogon ain't got nothin on Jaskier
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The Forest Holds no Truths by buttcatcher
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Jun 2020
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The deer tastes better than anything Jaskier has ever had once Yennefer has left their presence.
Or at least that’s what Jaskier thinks as he tears into his portion of meat Geralt had so thoughtfully skinned and roasted for him, Cirilla having had her fill first before either of the men.
Yennefer’s arrival and departure left them with much to think about.
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- Part 6 of Drogon ain't got nothin on Jaskier
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Drogon ain't got nothin on Jaskier by buttcatcher
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Jun 2020
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Bring Your Son to Work Day by 12HyperFixation21
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Jun 2026
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David asks Ilya to Bring Your Son to Work Day
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- Part 2 of Parental Guidance Recommended
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21 Jul 2026
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Exhibit A by CoffeeDragon87
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 Jul 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has photographic evidence that could destroy Shane Hollander's reputation. At least, that's what the internet thinks. Briefly.
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20 Jul 2026
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Outstanding by CoffeeDragon87
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Jul 2026
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There are questions you simply don't ask Ilya Rozanov on live television.
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20 Jul 2026
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Crushed by CoffeeDragon87
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Jul 2026
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Harris needs Shane Hollander to crush a watermelon with his thighs. For charity.
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"Is charity watermelon. Has rules."Bookmarked by buttcatcher
18 Jul 2026
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Summit Position by Xoarnitehle
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
16 Jul 2026
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Shane Hollander is one of the best search and rescue specialists in North America. He doesn't do private clients. He doesn't do rich adrenaline junkies with camera crews and a death wish. He does, apparently, do forty thousand dollars when his parents need it badly enough. One week on Karanov's summit should be simple. Assess the snowpack, make the call, go home. Then the storm rolls in, the helicopter can't fly, and Shane is stuck in an eleven by nine foot ranger station with Ilya Rozanov — Olympic gold medalist, professional daredevil, and the most infuriating man Shane has ever met.
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18 Jul 2026