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Baz Pitch loves his job. He’s a junior editor in his mother’s publishing company, and life would be perfect if it weren’t for two things: his boss, Davy Mage, and Sir Scone.
Sir Scone is the bane of Baz’s life. Trite children’s fantasy with a golden hero and ferocious dragons and intrepid princesses. They’re wildly popular, and Baz hates editing them almost as much as he hates the man who writes them: Simon Salisbury, Mage’s pet project author, and also maybe, possibly, the most handsome man Baz has ever met.- Language:
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The brilliant pain of breathless teeth in a turbulent dream by Swoops
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Oct 2023
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Sirius Black wants Remus Lupin. So does everyone else. Unfortunately for Sirius, everyone else seems to have gotten there first.
told through a series of parties held in the gryffindor common room over the course of their fifth year.
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02 Jul 2026
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In sixth year, Sirius Black had two major realizations.
First and foremost, Sirius was utterly, irrevocably and in an almost excruciatingly embarrassing way head over heels for his best friend.
Secondly, his best friend was kind of a slut.
Aka the one where everyone is in love with Remus and Sirius is sexually frustated.
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02 Jul 2026
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Sirius really does love this house. It’s his favorite of the several he inherited after his parents' unfortunate and untimely death. Heart attacks. The New York penthouse is nice, and of course he loves the Hamptons mansion and the townhome in London. But just outside of Beverly Hills, right in the heart of the luxurious city of Gringotts, is Sirius’s dream house.
1960 Canon Lane has ten bedrooms and twelve bathrooms, floor-to-ceiling windows, fireplaces in every room, a backyard that could rival those found in a Better Homes & Gardens magazine, a zero-edge saltwater pool, a wine cellar filled to the brim with several-hundred-year-old wines that cost more than most people’s yearly salaries.
And a dead body in the sitting room.
Or - A Murder Mystery
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19 Jun 2026
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From the prompt - London Boy
Sirius moves from London to Cardiff to be near James, Lily and Harry. As a firefighter, he seems to be unfairly accident-prone and ends up in A&E multiple times, where he meets Remus, a very hot, very Welsh nurse.
Slow burn. (pun intended)
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12 Jun 2026