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    Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. They have plans and they'll get power, but the cost of victory may be higher than they expected and more than they can bear.

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    30 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    wow. Post-war Hermione rises to power with Draco's help.

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    Once upon a time, a lonely girl met an abused boy. She gave him a birthday card, he gave her Pixie Stix, and they gave each other confidence. Then they met a stray dog and learned of another world, the sort of world that swallowed brilliant girls and orphan boys whole and left only the bones.

    And they decided to Kick. Its. Ass.

    They also kind of got engaged, but they'll sort that out later.

    (Now a full canon rewrite with 90% less angst and at least 200% more chaos. Highlights include accidental kidnappings, intentional kidnappings, glitterpigs, eldritch horrors, tooth-rotting fluff, bad-ass children, a handful of competent adults, unexpected medieval weaponry, misuse of household cleaning charms & equipment, and unsupervised Lovegoods.)

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    05 Dec 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Awesome story, Harry is going to be a pirate wizard (if Hermione doesn't conquer the world first).

    thru ch 55

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    The one where Hermione needs Harry to be safe.

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    Harry. Harry wasn’t safe.

    Harry needed to be somewhere safe this summer. He had watched Cedric die. Watched Voldemort return. Been tortured. Seen his dead parent return while he duelled the man who murdered his parents. All during a tournament he was forced into and consequently vilified for by his peers and Britain’s wizarding world.

    Harry needed to be somewhere where he could be sad and angry and scared and not alone and safe.

    Where was safer than Hogwarts?

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    Formerly titled What Would Hermione Do?

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    17 Aug 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Finished reading, good world building and politics.

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    After two years of murder attempts and terrible summers, ominous letters from the Ministry and adults who act like they care but never actually do anything, Harry decides to grab the basilisk by the horns. In the few weeks he has before school begins, Harry learns more about himself, his family, and his role in the magical world. When third year starts, he just hopes he's ready.

    [A canon retelling starting in PoA through DH, with a Harry that's just a bit more perceptive, a Sirius with changed priorities, and a caring Theo]

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    11 Sep 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Harry and Theo join forces, Ron and Hermione get mad about their methods. Remus is a git.

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    17 May 2026