callmepoison
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The world saw one pandemic and didn't take it seriously.
This starts in much the same way; it's just the flu 2.0 all over again, the naysayers say. An infection that spreads through respiratory droplets, through saliva, through physical contact, through bites, slowly killing the host from the inside out. Except the fatality rate is sky high, and for the infected, death isn't the end-
It's the beginning.
In a new horrifying world, you're just trying to survive. You might not have made it very far, if not for your guardian angel. Your terrifying angel, who looks as if he's death itself.
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A plague sweeps the land, and Ellen realizes they're not just dreams.
OR: the modern AU that is slightly more empowering, but with similar levels of monster-fucking for the girlies.
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Fitzjames takes the opportunity to get to know Mr. Goodsir a bit better before they get to Greenland. (The cravat comes off.)
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Includes "molusca" and "meecroscopes," oh my! Little bit of preslash if you squint!
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Hung Scot Can’t Hold Himself Back, Huge Oneshot (Girlfriend POV) by callmepoison
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
21 Dec 2024
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Huh, you think. It must be a typo. Still, you’re intrigued none-the-less. You click on the link.
OR: The author meditates on the role of loneliness and self-insertion in modern media, Johnny does porn, and you…you’re just along for the ride.
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strangeness & charm by callmepoison
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types
12 Nov 2024
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Emmrich and Rook perform a séance.
OR: Mourn Watcher Rook gets an actual backstory, and the graveyard date gets a bit of an upgrade.
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Ben needs: enough information about the location of a certain stolen ship to collect the reward.
Ben doesn’t need: a skeptical co-pilot that he wants to touch.Rey needs: some alone time so she can fall asleep.
Rey doesn’t need: the smuggler she’s sharing a bed with to wake up while she’s doing it.- Language:
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10 Jul 2026
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A house party provides ample opportunities for leisure: tedious dinners, long walks, hunting, archery competitions, and verbal sparring.
And, of course, meeting one’s match.
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09 Jul 2026
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While on Vulcan for an off-world exchange, Starfleet cadets Rey and Finn stumble over a Romulan plot to sever Vulcan's ties with the Federation. The Romulans' traitorous contact is Admiral Leia’s half-Vulcan son Kylo (formerly Ben Solo), who is convinced Vulcans and Humans should be segregated, an opinion shaped by his parents' tumultuous inter-species romance.
Unfortunately, Kylo is also just entering his first Pon Farr, and is becoming more and more distracted by a certain visiting Starfleet cadet, much to his anger and embarrassment.
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- Part 1 of Star Crossed
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09 Jul 2026
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Jack didn’t go in much for praying anymore. No point, not when nobody upstairs seemed to give a shit either way. Praying was for altar boys and little kids and people who wanted their football team to win the Superbowl; for parents in his ER who refused medical care for their dying children in favor of speaking in tongues and yelling up the ladder to something that didn’t answer. Not for him. He believed in only a few things, and none of those were anything big enough to pray to.
Well, almost none. There’d been one thing. A person, really. Bigger than a person, though. More like a grand, orchestral concept, a hope half-divine, fifty-two percent of the reason he kept showing up to work for four years straight.
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Jack Abbot is seriously injured while responding to a mass shooting. Samira Mohan, who has left the Pitt, happens to be his ER doctor at Westbridge. A reunion and a conversation, both long overdue, follow.
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09 Jul 2026
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salt year by kneeinjury
Fandoms: Shadow and Bone (TV), The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
28 Aug 2022
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once upon a time i wrote this tweet half asleep
au where omegas who go neglected by their alpha for a long time often go into breakthrough heats when being around a different, compatible alpha who displays one (1) caretaking trait around themand then i opened a google doc
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01 Jul 2026