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Lauren Lopez as Draco Malfoy in A Very Potter Musical with a incredulous expression. Grainy photo.



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Recent series

  1. Summary

    Main series is Tim Drake’s Guide to Post-Mortem IVF and the Consequences of Teenage Parenthood.

    After that one, everything else is just short fics I was inspired to write in the same universe/story!

    (Placed in loose chronological order; NOT order of posting)

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  2. Summary

    Main work is “bite the hand (that feeds me)” — others are just Warren’s POV of select missing scenes

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  4. Summary

    These have absolutely no relation to each other! I just wanted to group them together in case anyone was looking for more of the same thing <3

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Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec 80

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    Tim wakes up very sick in Wayne Manor and falls victim to a very-stressed mother-hen Bruce.

    Series
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    01 May 2026

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    “Look, I know we’ve only talked about books and shit, but if you want to talk to someone, I’m all ears. Bartender-customer confidentiality agreement in place," Jason says.

    A loud laugh escapes Tim. “And just what does that entail?”

    “You talk. I listen. I give my nickel’s worth of advice. If I hear you come back with the same sob story, I get to laugh in your face since I hate repeating myself.”

    Series
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    English
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    9/9
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    12 Apr 2026

  3. Rec *

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    “I’m Tim,” he says, though introducing himself to a puppy makes him flush in embarrassment. “Are you hungry?”

    The dog blinks at him, all scared eyes.

    “Where’s your family?” Tim asks. “Did they leave you?”

    (Or: Tim Drake finds a friend.)

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    4/4
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    28 Apr 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Sweet, read 3x, Tim lying to dick and Jason funny

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    Tim Drake is approached at a gala by someone claiming to have evidence against Bruce and Tim that Tim doesn't want to hit the press. Tim quickly finds out the man isn't after money.

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    Jason Todd, back from the dead, returns to Gotham for his revenge. Things don't go the way he planned.

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    5/5
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    07 Apr 2026

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    Tim was always holding his breath. Waiting. Filled with anticipation.

    He'd spent most of his childhood that way, alone in Drake Manor hoping his parents would come home soon, crouched behind air conditioning units on top of buildings for the bats to fly by, sitting at a school desk watching the clock more sharply than paying attention to a teacher, clipping film to clothesline to dry and hoping he'd gotten a good shot. So Tim had made a game of it. He'd try to hold his breath for as long as he could while completing a task, just to see how far he could get.

    It was easy for simple things, like doing dishes or math problems. It was much, much harder for others. But some things? Some things it made exquisite.

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    25 Mar 2026