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Cartman finds out the hard way that asking Kyle to prom isn’t quite as simple as he initially anticipated.
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04 Jul 2026
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The holidays are stressful enough without the added layer of having a huge crush on your former arch nemesis.
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03 Jul 2026
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Eric Cartman has come a long way since childhood and years of therapy appointments have done him well, but, with puberty comes self-loathing and, if he's determined to die young, then, goddamn, no one can stop him. But, it seems he's got a guardian angel and, biblical references aside, he's found a messiah in Kyle Broflovski who only hopes he can be the savior Eric needs so desperately. But will it be enough?
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01 Jul 2026
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The music comes to a climax, cymbals crashing and unclean vocals screaming, and Kyle’s drunk on whiskey and music and the warmth of real human hands touching his shoulders. Suddenly, he’s got two conflicting thoughts in his head that just won't reconcile.
One: he knows for certain that all his friends are going to drift apart after graduation to chase their own lives.
Two: Cartman didn’t push him away, earlier-- in fact, Cartman has his hands on him right now.
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the boys go to a concert, and Kyle gets a little drunk
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30 Jun 2026
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Between the new girl in town, the issue of finding Stan a sufficiently heterosexual gift, and a newfound interest in politics, it's safe to say Eric Cartman has a lot on his plate. Now, if only Kyle wasn't always walking around with a sour expression, like he was being fed a constant stream of lemon juice...
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30 Jun 2026
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Kyle Broflovski never expected his future to solidify around Eric Cartman, but after seventeen years of fighting, teasing, and saving each other's lives, maybe the only way forward is together. Or: two dumb high schoolers, one shared game of RAFT, and the terrifying realization that leaving home might mean leaving each other.
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29 Jun 2026
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Okay, basically, Cartman got into a huge fight with Kyle. Both are giving each other the silent treatment out of spite. Cartman comes up with a really shitty idea: he pays Craig to bully him, just to see how Kyle reacts. The first few times are just verbal insults, and Kyle doesn’t really do anything, even suspecting it might be Cartman’s scheme. But when it finally escalates to physical violence, Kyle decides that whether it's real or not, he can't let Craig and his gang treat Cartman that way.
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A scandalous rumor with a mysterious origin is circulating South Park High School and it's not looking good, especially not for Kyle and Cartman. Everyone seems to think that they're.. romantically involved, as Kyle might reluctantly put it.
Or, Tweek x Craig if it were kinda stupid and still a little cute.
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27 Jun 2026
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Very loosely based on this prompt from the Star Trek XI Kink meme: Chess AU. Kirk and Spock meet as kids at an intergalactic chess tournament for the Federation Planets. Spock, a discipline of the strictest rules of chess and the undefeated champion in his age group, is completely pwned by Kirk, a wild-card who gleans his talent by playing all manners of chess styles. They become heated rivals, battling each other throughout their chess "careers," which pretty much develops into UST once you toss teenage hormones into the mix. Inevitably chess is pretty much just their foreplay before they finally sit up and realize that they've fallen for each other.
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01 Jun 2026
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The Third Wheel by littlebirdtold
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
23 Sep 2013
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Academy AU. In which Cadet Kirk constantly crashes Cadet Uhura's dates with Commander Spock and monopolizes his attention.
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30 May 2026
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Wherein Kirk Swears that the ‘T’ Doesn’t Stand for Thickheaded by Jade_Dragoness
Fandoms: Star Trek (2009)
02 Jun 2010
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Based on the prompt: Spock/Kirk, Spock enters Pon Farr while trapped somewhere with Kirk. Kirk is clueless.
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29 May 2026
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When he was a baby Kyle's parents fled a village gripped by paranoia over werewolves. Kyle has lived in the woods all his life, inflicted by a mysterious condition but scared of nothing. Since he's never met a werewolf before, he has no reason to be scared of them either. Until he visits his grandmother's house one day and meets a mysterious young man with luminous eyes and a broad, carnivore smile.
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- Part 1 of Super Kyman Smut Series
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20 May 2026
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Eric Cartman’s presentation story.
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20 May 2026
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“Ever since you came back from fat camp you’ve been weird and everyone acts like I’m crazy but I hate it. Stop being fucking weird, Cartman.”
Cartman sobers immediately and the switch is staggering to Kyle. The false mirth in his eyes dries up leaving cold detachment.
“Too late,” Cartman says cryptically. “Anyway, you couldn’t handle it.”
Kyle’s rage is fading to a cold disappointment. “Just be fucking honest for once, dude.”
“You want honesty?” Cartman tilts his head consideringly. “Fine.”
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18 May 2026
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After years of denial, Kyle is ready to face the feelings he's always known deep down were there. He loves Eric Cartman, and he's tired of pretending otherwise.
Unfortunately for him, Eric hasn't been waiting around for his prince to come. He has real issues, like keeping a house over his head and his mother off the streets. Kyle barely crosses his mind anymore, and why would he? It's not like they're friends anymore.
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18 May 2026
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JEW BOX
He stopped in his retrieval and just blinked in bewilderment. As far as he was aware, there was only one Jew that Cartman knew and could have a box dedicated to. Curious, Kyle forgot about the pencil and dragged the box from under the bed instead. It was quite hefty, resisting when he pulled it. He managed to shimmy it out against its will and, crouched over it on his knees, he could see on the top, written across the lid in the same thick black marker as the writing on the side, was a warning.
DO NOT OPEN, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A JEW, OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
Kyle checked over his shoulder. Cartman wasn't back yet, and Kyle couldn't hear his returning footsteps either. It was probably okay to take a quick peek inside then, just a little one…
Kyle opened the box.
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When Kyle finds a curious box hidden under Cartman's bed, he thinks he knows what to expect from it. Though once he opens it, he rethinks everything he ever thought he knew.
(Title comes from the lyrics to Obsession by OK Go.)
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15 May 2026
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Harbouring a crush on Kyle, being locked in a room with him should be Eric's idea of heaven. But it really isn't. Not when he's trying to get over his stupid crush, and there is an entire house party chanting outside Clyde's bedroom window demanding that they just kiss already. Eric decides there's only one solution... and that's jumping out the window.
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09 Apr 2026
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"Riveting pool party you've got going on." Cartman's nagging voice appears out of nowhere and with bad timing like always. Kyle cracks open one eye to see the fat man hovering over him with his signature wide grin.
"I don't remember sending you an invite. Piss off." The redhead scoffs.
"Are you still mad at me? C'mon, dude. Water under the bridge or whatever." Cartman sighs, straightens his back with hands on his hips.
"Yes! I am mad that you went through my phon-!" Kyle throws his neck to glare up at him properly, but words get caught in his throat that turns gravely the second he takes in what Cartman is wearing. Said words form a lump as he gawks at Cartman's track shorts and the short's near non-existent inseam.
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04 Apr 2026
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It's been five years since Cartman and Kyle last saw each other and Cartman just has to make sure California hasn't changed his childhood nemesis.
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03 Apr 2026
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Being trapped in a closet with your arch-nemesis while you're in rut could be worse. For example, Cartman could be an omega. Or even an alpha. Honestly, this is the best-case scenario.
Things went downhill anyway. And that’s how Kyle and Cartman ended up mate-bonded for life.
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- Part 1 of Headlights and Werewolves
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03 Apr 2026