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everything hurts, except for you. by canonically_average
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Feb 2025
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After being killed by Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest in exchange for the lives of all at Hogwarts, Harry wakes in a world far different from the one he knew.
It is 1963, and a young Voldemort rules Wizarding Britain, now known as Albion, with an iron fist. Harry goes under the radar, a shell of his former self, working in a kind vampire’s shop in Knockturn Alley.
Unfortunately for Harry, souls once intertwined long to be reunited, and he can't hide from Voldemort forever.
(my first work; pls be kind and leave constructive feedback xx)
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Poetry is what he thought, but did not say. by llamallamaduck
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Black Panther (Marvel Movies)
19 Oct 2023
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Erik knows very well who he is and what he is for. If Bast thought placing him here would humble or punish him, They do not know him as well as They think. Erik may wear the body of a slaver, but his mind and his choices are his, as they always have been.
He lived by the sword and died by it; he sees no reason to change the bedrock of his personal ethics the second time around.
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- Part 7 of Whumptober '23
- Part 8 of Set in ASOIAF/GOT
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Bookmarked by canonically_average
17 Nov 2023
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Erik as rhaegar
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Jason Todd: Not a Prostitute by PleaseDontHoldBack
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
04 May 2025
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Jason was minding his own business, building up towards his plan of teaching a certain rich asshole billionaire a lesson when another rich asshole billionaire starts distracting him. Jason doesn't understand what he's doing to attract all these bastards.
Fills the BW366 day 317 prompt "rocket"
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Bookmarked by canonically_average
10 Jun 2026
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The modern!AU Roy/Ed fluffball fic (of doom).
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Bookmarked by canonically_average
18 May 2026
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“M’names Daisy Unwin, and my brother is Eggsy. He got hurt real bad. I’m at hospital, and there’s coppers here and I think they’re gonna take me away.” She scrunched up her eyes and remembered the last part. The part Eggsy made her say every night before she told him their nightly story. “Ossfords, not brogues.”
When Harry Hart responds to a phone call from a young girl, he has no idea how it will change his life.
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Renowned pastry chef Hannibal Lecter is known for his elaborate creations--and his exacting nature. His staff has bestowed upon him the nickname 'Cheesecake Ripper' as a result, a morbid play on words for the infamously artistic serial killer still on the loose.
Little do they know how accurate the nickname is.
When FBI profiler Will Graham stumbles into Hannibal's pastry shop entirely by chance, two worlds of precision, brutality, and beauty begin to collide.
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27 Apr 2026