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Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means.
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New Blood is a canon AU rewrite with Hermione sorted into Slytherin. Featuring: covens, ritual magic, world building, goblin culture, excessive amounts of science and logic and math attempting to be applied to magical concepts to make them make sense, teenage girls growing up and all that entails, a badass Hermione Granger, and far too many words and plotlines
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Hermione Granger and the Obstacle CourseBook 2:
Hermione Granger and the Heir of Slytherin
Hermione Granger and the Chamber of SecretsBook 3:
Hermione Granger and the Summer of Awesome
Hermione Granger and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Hermione Granger and the Magic of Rituals
Hermione Granger and the Trial of Sirius BlackBook 4:
Hermione Granger and the Summer of Shadows
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25 Jun 2026
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(next year it’ll be clear) this was only leading me to that by alasse for riverlight
Fandoms: 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
17 Dec 2021
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“Who the hell is this? D’you know what fucking time it is?”
“Hi, Patrick. And yeah, sorry about the time. It’s just—I kinda need you to bail me out? Well. Me and like seven other girls.”
“...Kat? Kat Stratford?”
Or, five times Kat calls Patrick, and one time Patrick calls Kat. Post-movie.- Language:
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17 Jun 2026
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take these chances (place them in a box until a quieter time) by goddesspharo
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
08 May 2026
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"Thought you said that Shredded Wheat tasted like sawdust and sadness?"
"I'm trying to increase my fiber intake," Walsh lies. After a beat, she adds, "Also these are frosted, you asshole."
"Oh, well, that's a totally different beast then," Abbot replies with an obnoxious grin. "Ennui-flavored."
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04 Jun 2026
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“You can help us, Foggy. Do you really think he’d be so loyal if you were the one in the cuffs? He lied to you. He’s not your friend.”
Matt gets caught, Foggy gets a clue, and cases get won.
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03 Jun 2026