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ilyuca81 (otherwise known as lucarozanov) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jan 2026
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lucarozanov
if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though
Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.
Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.
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22 Jul 2026
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I wanted to find a way to get some high-Shane-post-concussion-hospital-magic in a story, and what better way to do that than a nice little wisdom tooth extraction.
When the opportunity presents itself, Ilya ditches the MLH awards weekend in Vegas to fly out to Ottawa so he can help Shane through his dental surgery. Shane says too much, naturally, and the boys end up sharing a whirlwind twenty-four hours that will change their futures in the most wonderful way.
Because of some chompers, tuna-meldown never needed to happen.
"Ilya regretted not checking his carry-on—while totally unnecessary, it would have bought him an extra twenty minutes of staring at a spinning carousel before he had to face his impulsive offer to comfort the man he was used to pounding his dick into. Instead, he had about a fifteen minute walk to reconcile how after seven years of the same shit, he was about to become the man who could maybe offer more than just nine inches and an orgasm. He was sure to walk slowly, knowing damn well that the slower he walked, the quicker Shane’s mind would spiral. If he walked any slower, he’d miss the surgery altogether."
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21 Jul 2026
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that morning coffee, brewed it for ya by hollowedhymns
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Feb 2026
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“How do I work the coffee machine,” Ilya says tonelessly, more plea than question.
“You don’t work the coffee machine,” Svetlana tells him, words coming slowly. She looks confused, sounds bewildered, and Ilya does not have time for this.
“I need to make a coffee,” he hisses, gaze flicking back to the man at the counter, lost in his phone, “for the love of my life.”
Svetlana’s eyebrows jump up. “Excuse me?”
Or, Ilya just wants a break. Shane just wants a coffee. Somehow, they find each other.
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19 Jul 2026
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Bloodbanker$ by impetuous
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Jul 2026
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Ask Ilya Rozanov and he’d tell you that the only thing worse than being a broke PhD student was being a broke PhD student facing eviction from your Humans Only rent-controlled apartment because you maybe, accidentally got yourself Turned over summer break.
Cue the Bloodbanker$ app and its allegedly discreet and lucrative arrangements: a whole swipeable nest of generous Vamp4Vamp ‘Donors’ waiting for the perfect fledgling to spoil.
Seducing an old rich dude with this hot bod? Light work.
‘Shane, 30*, O+’ wouldn’t know what hit him.
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18 Jul 2026
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love the silhouettes till the lights come on by thebiggestrat
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
12 Jul 2026
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Ilya Rozanov wakes up in a future where he is openly bisexual and married. This would be great news, except for the part where moments ago he was in 2014 where he was many things: recent Stanley Cup champion, star of the Raiders, the sluttiest man in Boston, a Russian citizen with a father who is alive, and also absolutely, definitely, 100% not in love with Shane Hollander.
And why the hell is he wearing a Centaurs jersey?
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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov wakes up in the past, and he really, really would like to go home to his husband.
Bookmarked by captainbartholomew
17 Jul 2026