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    Peter Parker ended up in Gotham with the cliché "Everyone Forgets You" trope, then found his way to the Metropolis and become a Daily Planet intern, and somehow still find his way to Gotham and photographs the vigilantes around to post it online.

    No one told Peter that the fucking Bats are camera shy.

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    "No one can outdo the doer." Tim Drake, probably.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    It’s a poly relationship!

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    After Peter gets dusted and loses everything in the War of the Infinity Stones, he believes that this is the final sign that the universe gave him to prove he can't be a hero.

    So when he wakes up in a new world, with just his Iron Spider Suit and no clothes on his back he decides it is time to leave the hero life in the past and move on. Throwing his Spider Suit in the trash he goes on his way.

    However when a certain Batfamily come across the suit along with a slightly peeved Karen, Peter's choice of a 'normal' life goes sideways.

     

    NOT ABANDONED

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    23 Jun 2026

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    uhh Karen left behind and trying to find Peter through the bats

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    The thing about Lex Luthor's parties is that they are an exercise in applied pressure.

    Bruce Wayne arrives at a Metropolis gala with a device in his pocket and an exit strategy in his head. He leaves with neither, and a persistent frequency he cannot locate or turn off.

    Clark Kent is warm, direct, and completely unimpressed by power.

    He takes Amtrak. He tips well. He eats fermented shark with the serenity of a man at peace with the universe.

    Bruce builds a file. The threat assessment field remains blank.

    This is a problem.

    — A BvS divergence. Close third Bruce POV. Physics metaphors and slow burn throughout. Explicit in the back half.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    peak soft slow burning

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    The billionaire suddenly held out an expectant upturned hand, and after a moment of confusion Clark hesitantly and gently placed his own atop the billionaire’s for an incredibly awkward handshake.
    Clark may be a writer, but he couldn’t possibly conjure words to describe the puzzled amusement on Wayne’s face. “I was expecting a business card.”
    “OH!” Clark flushed as he hastily pulled out the Daily Planet business card, then scrawled his name and phone number on the back.
    The playboy’s eyes still sparkled with amusement as he took the card and slipped it into a pocket in his vest. “I’ll consider your offer.”

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    AKA: Clark Kent's first assignment: Interview Billionaire Bruce Wayne and his New Ward

    (And maybe fall in love)

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Peak fluffy type shi

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    “We do not say anything about the Hollander situation,” LeClaire tells them even though it sounds like he’s already resigned to what he knows is going to happen.

    After all, Roz gets extremely mad whenever it’s brought up. Not that Cliff can blame him, he’s pretty sure that Roz liked Hollander before this (wouldn’t chirp him half as much if he didn’t). Finding out that he’s such a bastard must sting.

    Not to mention that Roz does not mess around with people that disrespect girls. Or women. Or kids. Or dogs. Or the elderly (excluding Scott Hunter). Or really anyone, if it’s for petty stupid reasons.

    “Of course,” Cliff agrees for both of them since Roz is still too busy texting someone.

    It’s apparently not good enough for LeClaire because he asks, “Roz?”

    “Just one second,” he answers without raising his eyes from his phone or stopping his typing. “Need to get my Jane to agree with something. She’s very stubborn.”

     

    Or. My take on the 'their text leak and now everybody thinks that Shane is an abusive bastard' premise. Featuring Ilya giving a presser, Marly realizing in real time who 'Jane' is and the internet reacting to the craziness.

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    18 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Do i look like a flower to you