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Michael stares at Kyle. “But I’m a guy! How can I be pregnant?”
Kyle looks embarrassed. “Well, you appear to have a fully functioning set of female reproductive organs—or, I mean, like, the kind of reproductive organs that are associated with a double X-chromosome in humans, so I’d assume that you probably became pregnant when semen was introduced into your reproductive tract—”
“Jesus Christ, Kyle!” says Michael. He could have happily lived the rest of his life without ever hearing Kyle Valenti say the words “semen” and “reproductive tract.”
Kyle’s eyes widen. “Have you been having unprotected sex?”
“Oh my God, I am not having this conversation with you!”
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Gwen finds some old CCTV footage and gets a little...disturbed
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ὄφρα δέ μοι ζώει καὶ ὁρᾷ φάος ἠελίοιο ἄχνυται (As Long as He Lives and Sees the Sunlight He Will Grieve) by celzmccelz
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, Greek and Roman Mythology
15 Oct 2011
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Thetis was never happy in her marriage to Peleus.
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Latin drabble.
“non saevus sum,” Marcus inquit, et hoc credit. tamen ipse puerum interfecit, et non Esca.
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Five thematically connected drabbles.
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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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Grounded by Margo_Kim
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Jun 2021
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Doc asked about writing, I said it's going good, she said can I see, I said no it’s a journal it’s private, she said so you haven’t been writing, I said I’ve been writing, she said okay I don’t have to read it just flip through the pages, I didn't say anything, she said that’s what I thought James.
A sporadically maintained journal of wanting to die and not dying anyway, and also how hot it is to move to Louisiana in the summer.Series
- Part 1 of author's favorites
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25 Nov 2024
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AITA for disapproving of my brother’s high sex drive? by birdsofthesoul, PlaidIsTheBestPattern
Fandoms: Supernatural, Supernatural (TV 2005)
06 Jul 2022
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Edit: …Please stop DMing me to ask for photos of my brother.
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11 Oct 2022
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Castiel doesn’t know how he got from the Empty to the floor of a barn. The last thing he remembers is saying his confession before falling with Dean onto the hay. And Dean has been different since his rescue, has thrown out all boundaries he’d ever said were customary. Humans always manage to surprise Castiel. Dean surprises him most of all.
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16 Aug 2021
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So the man crouching in front of Castiel is named Dean. He wonders if that’s supposed to mean something to him.
“Cas must’ve got hit with something earlier. He just dropped like a sack of fucking potatoes a minute ago. By the time I was checking on him, he had already woken up again, but now he doesn’t fucking know who we are.”
“I’m right here you know,” Castiel says testily.
Sam’s eyes are wide even as his eyebrows are furrowed, and he looks between Dean and Castiel again.
“What do you remember, Cas?”
“Firstly, that I’m not Cas. I don’t know who Cas is, but it’s not me. I don’t know who either of you are, either."
or the one where castiel is hit with a memory curse that makes him forget the winchester brothers and is stunned to find out he has a family... also why can't he stop thinking about dean?
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