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    a place for any drabbles i do. all unrelated, all fandoms.

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    all poems are unrelated unless stated otherwise

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    a collection for any graphics i post, all unrelated unless specified otherwise

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    a collection for my summer of spones fic, all are stand alone, i just wanted them in a singular place

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    Blond hair flipped over a shoulder as the man looked over to him. Faceless, faceless—that's all they ever were. The people in the streets lack anything distinguishing as well, but the only one that felt like a loss was that of his unnamed companion. He should be able to look into his eyes, study the curve of his nose and the bow of his lips, but it isn't there, never is.

    He awakes to the feeling of falling, a strange lilting sensation in his stomach and throat as he holds back words he no longer knows the meaning of.

    Louis, a grad school student and bartender in 2022 Paris, keeps dreaming of a life he's never lived. Things are already complicated when he's spending his waking moments separating those dreams from reality, so could this oddly familiar man leave him alone?

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    03 Dec 2025

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    There are three options at the Farm: neck, wrist, or blood draw. As a donor, Louis is very clear about his preferences, but a new job traveling with the Vampire Lestat as one of his primary blood sources might test all of his resolve--and his shame.

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    29 Nov 2025

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    “Are you one of the Butcher’s pack? I don’t smell him on you.”

    The question sent a frisson of unease through him. The truth was that if he did belong to the Kaer pack, he would be marked by his alpha. An alpha’s mark would ensure his safety and add legitimacy to everything he did. A pack and a family, all in one. Even the Butcher of Blaviken would keep the members of his pack safe or die protecting them.

    Once upon a time, Jaskier had had that. Once upon a time, he’d imagined the day when he would become an alpha himself and care for his own pack.

    Now he knew, all of those dreams were nothing more than a fairytale.
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    Or, the Mafia/Werewolf AU no one asked for.

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    28 Nov 2025

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    “Rumour has it, the White Wolf himself arrived this morning,” Essi says. “By portal, or there would have been a whole procession. Anyway, there were two witchers at the Academy, and they were asking about you.”

    “Me?”

    Essi holds out a sheet of paper without a word.

    It’s a bulletin board notice. Wanted Alive, it says. The Sandpiper. By order of the White Wolf, Warlord of the North. Below is an engraving of a wolf head, snarling and almost audibly growling.

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    25 Nov 2025

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    "If life could give me one blessing, it would be to take you off my hands!"

    Jeskier leaves the mountain, heartbroken and lost. His feet taking him to the only place he's ever been safe.

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    Alternately: The author sucks and summaries and can't tag/write a good one without giving spoilers. You'll have to read it!
    This is my first time writing this fandom.

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    04 Nov 2025