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i ain't the first with the curse by certifiedclown, FuryBeam136
Fandom Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
23 Aug 2019
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Elpis has some... unconventional side effects.
It turns out it's really not as bad as it sounds.
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10 Jun 2026
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Leon was standing in his bedroom in nothing but underwear, the overhead light off and the warm glow of his desk lamp casting the room in amber. His closet was open. Three outfits were laid out on the bed - the usual crisis of a morning class he'd pre-planned for, jeans and a sweater and a flannel, all in varying shades of I didn't try that hard. But it was the underwear he was deliberating on.
He held up two pairs. Pale blue, lace-trimmed. Soft pink, cotton, with a tiny bow at the front.
His phone buzzed on the nightstand.
Unknown: the blue ones baby. makes your cunt look sweet. wear those for me
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Or in which Leon thinks having a stalker isn't so bad.
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10 Jun 2026
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the wolves come out to see the end (my claws are out, i want to feel it all) by BlackVultures
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
13 Apr 2024
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Leon stared into those disturbingly familiar eyes again–growing ever closer, attached to a furry body that had to be at least seven feet tall when walking on two feet–and came to a realization that left him feeling equal parts shocked and indignant. “Chris?” he hissed out, lowering the gun when the creature ducked its head and whined quietly. “Are you fucking kidding me right now?”
Another whine, and there were paws–no, they were more like hands, albeit the size of tennis rackets–on Leon’s shoulders, hot like brands through his clothes and body armor. Before Leon could react to that, there was something wet and slightly rough dragging over his cheek.
He was being licked.
Chris was licking him.
(AKA the one where Leon is sent on a simple rescue mission... but nothing is ever simple. Featuring werewolf!infected!Chris.)
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09 Jun 2026
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you don't fare well without me by realpoutydadsurvives (brainwitchletty) for fonulyn
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Resident Evil - All Media Types
21 Jun 2019
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Leon shuddered a breath out of his frozen lungs and asked numbly, “Why do you hate me?”
There was a quiet more invasive than the deadly silence of the world beyond the walls protecting them and Leon hated himself for being so stupid— stupid fucking Kennedy saying shit he wasn’t supposed to say— fumbling for a way to cover up his fuck up, when Chris’s low voice broke the silence, saying, “I don’t hate you, Leon. I never have.”
“Liar,” Leon accused softly into the darkness of their warm refuge. “You’re a f-fucking liar.”
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08 Jun 2026
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The DILF Book Club by SisyphusRising
Fandoms: Twilight (Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
30 Jul 2022
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Charlie Swan is an average man.
He's an average man in an average town, maintaining an average, comfortable life for himself and his teenage daughter.
That being said, Charlie doesn't understand why a young gorgeous doctor keeps asking him out for coffee.
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08 Jun 2026