19 Works by chaeriloidea
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as soft as the rain by chaeriloidea
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Aug 2024
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“Are you at any point gonna tell me where the fuck we’re going?”
“Oh! Right. See, I didn’t want to tell you until we’d already driven at least 25 miles away from the apartment because you definitely would have said no if I brought it up before that, and–”
Baring his teeth, Logan warns, “Wade.”
“We’re taking a road trip!”
Wade and Logan take a vacation!
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bleed just to know you're alive by chaeriloidea
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Aug 2024
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Logan walks in the front door with an air of everyday nonchalance, carrying a carton of milk in one hand and a full shopping bag in the other, offering Wade a nod as he opens the fridge to put away perishables. Averting his gaze away from a Gossip Girl rerun (despite it being a terrible 5th season episode, Wade’s little friend downstairs is interested), Wade catches a glimpse of something unfamiliar on Logan’s left bicep. The shocking realization of what it is hits Wade harder than an orgasm after a 4-hour-long edging sesh.
Wade’s jaw drops. “You got a tattoo?”
Logan gets tatted and Wade has a gay crisis.
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when you call my name by chaeriloidea
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Aug 2024
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The unfortunate part of saying, “Fuck now, talk later,” was that, inevitably, there would have to be a talk later. Wade hadn’t planned on actually talking later, and they probably wouldn’t even have had to and could’ve kept having awesome sex and a vaguely-defined partner-for-life kind of relationship if only he hadn’t been incredibly, fantastically stupid and said three treacherous little words last night in-between Wolverine Orgasm #2 and Wolverine Orgasm #3.
Part 3 of "the midnight hour," can stand alone but probably makes more sense if you read the first two!
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- Part 3 of the midnight hour
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let the choir sing by chaeriloidea
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Jul 2024
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Wade Wilson had had a lot of sex in his life. He’d had a lot of good sex in his life, great sex, even, but sex with Wolverine blew everyone else out of the water.
Sequel to you're here with me (it's like a dream) in which they fuck nasty!
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- Part 2 of the midnight hour
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you're here with me (it's like a dream) by chaeriloidea
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Jul 2024
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I know what you’re probably thinking. You’re thinking that after everything I’ve been through in the last few weeks there’s no possible way it could get worse. The movie’s over, right? You probably thought Deadpool and Wolverine were living happily ever after with Blind Al, and all their problems were forever solved, and there’s no way it could get worse.
Well, spoiler alert: it got a whole lot fucking worse.
Wade and Logan dance around their feelings until they can't anymore and have to face them head-on.
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- Part 1 of the midnight hour
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a universe without you (would be thoroughly mundane) by chaeriloidea
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
16 May 2024
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“Phil,” he says over breakfast one morning, “do you ever think about how we’ve spent almost as much of our lives together as we have apart?”
Mouth full of Frosted Flakes, Phil pauses mid-bite and tries to answer, then promptly chokes on his cereal. Milk dribbles down his lips and Dan cackles, offering Phil his barely-used napkin, which the other man takes with gratitude. Phil finishes chewing with as much grace as he can muster and says, “I don’t think about it, really. Kind-of feels like I’ve known you forever.”
Too much time on Twitter makes Dan reflect on how far he's come in his relationship with Phil and his audience.
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you'll just have to pray by chaeriloidea
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Jan 2024
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There may have been a few mishaps here and there to get him to this point, such as Crowley revealing his snake tattoo unwittingly to a few too many people, and accidentally aiding the wrong politician which in turn resulted in a mass celebration of victory including thousands of gladiators, and now he’s suited up in full Thracian armor before a hollering crowd in the amphitheater. It’s not his fault that the people of Rome haven’t socially advanced enough to understand that not all people with red hair and tattoos are ill-mannered and immoral.
Crowley and Aziraphale meet in Rome, and it doesn't turn out how either of them expect.
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silently for me by chaeriloidea
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Oct 2023
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In which an angel brings about the Second Coming of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, a demon drinks himself to death in Soho, God plays dice with the Universe, and Muriel comes along for the ride. A love story.
AKA: I wrote my own season 3 because I can't wait another four years to see it.
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(this is my) four leaf clover by chaeriloidea
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Aug 2023
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“Crowley?” said Aziraphale.
Crowley jumped, splattering red hair dye all over the bathroom mirror and sink. The angel stood in the doorframe, staring at him quite open-mouthed, holding a white porcelain tray laden with a teapot, two cups, milk, and sugar.
Or, Crowley likes to dye his hair the human way, and Aziraphale helps.
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the streets of town (were paved with stars) by chaeriloidea
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Jul 2023
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The fact of the matter was that the demon Crowley had no idea what to do now. Last time Aziraphale left, he drank himself into a stupor in the middle of a pub, and even then the angel had only been inconveniently discorporated. This time… This time he’d left of his own accord.
AKA: The fix-it we all need after that episode.
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Mac just gazed up at him with puppy-wide eyes, pupils blown to all hell. Dennis grinned, all teeth. “You’re going to confess to me,” he whispered.
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[Begin Transcript 00:00:09]
DR: Okay. I’m going to tell you a story, and you’re going to sit and listen, because I really, honestly don’t have the time or energy for side comments. This is the story of how I killed Mac. -
i know if i go (i'll die happy tonight) by chaeriloidea
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
23 Jun 2023
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“Did you buy new beads?” asks Dennis innocently one day, as they’re sitting and watching TV at the apartment.
Mac looks at him like a nervous foal. “You told me to stop talking to Johnny,” he says uncertainly.
“That isn’t what I asked, Mac.”Dennis fucks Mac with anal beads. Again.
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Dennis Gets Mac Stuck In a Time Loop by chaeriloidea
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
18 Jun 2023
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“I don’know what you’re talkin’ about righ’now. The poin’is, I’m stuck in’a time loop and I’m misera- masir- mister-”
“Miserable?”
Dennis admits defeat with a small, “Yeah.”
“Okay, I think it’s clear what we have to do. We have to get you out of this loop, man!”
or, what it says on the tin. Dennis gets Mac stuck in a time loop.
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DENNIS: (Glaring his best glare.) We’re just roommates.
MAC: Best friends.
DENNIS: Yeah, sure, best friends. Looking for a little tax break.or, Mac and Dennis get married for the tax benefits.
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you and me (always forever) by chaeriloidea
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
25 Feb 2023
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“Admiral,” said Spock cautiously, “please understand that if circumstances had been different, I would not have chosen to meld with Dr. McCoy. It was imperative that my katra be preserved by any means.”
Kirk heaved a sigh. “Whomever you want to entrust your soul to, Spock, is none of my concern. Why should it be?” His hands twitched, gaze downward. He didn’t trust himself to look Spock in the eyes, for in doing so he would surely reveal how much it irked him. He didn’t want to ponder why it was so upsetting.
OR: Kirk is a clueless idiot and hurts Spock unintentionally, so he has to sort his feelings out and fix it. Set after Star Trek III: The Search for Spock and during Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.
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“Anyone but you.” The words festered like a cancer underneath his skin, weakening his mind and plaguing him with a terrible lack of objectivity. What an utterly simple phrase to have left him so devastated.
A study in Sherlock and John's recovery from the events of s4 and the rebuilding of their relationship into something new...
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you go back to her (and i go back to black) by chaeriloidea
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Apr 2022
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He turns the silk over in his hands before releasing it to the wind, free and majestic in the ocean breeze. It reminds him of Stede Bonnet.
Or, season 2 reunion scene how I envision it in my funky little brain. Have some emotional and literal hurt/comfort because I can't write anything about them without making it angst then fluff apparently.
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Bucky and Sam have unresolved issues that need to get resolved. They also have a lot (A LOT) of unresolved homosexual tension that needs to get resolved. And there's Alpine here too. (Bucky's cat from the comics who is underrated and I will take no Alpine slander here)