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"What?" the man continues. "Never heard one of your test subjects talk before, doctor?"
And, well, it's not quite that, exactly, because of course this isn't the first time one of his test subjects has spoken to him while on the gurney… it's just that typically, they're wide-eyed and frantic, wasting every ounce of their remaining strength to pointlessly plead for him and his segments to spare their lives.
And yet, this man is different.
He lies strapped to an operating table beneath the cold, clinical gaze and scalpel of the infamously insane second Harbinger, slowly dying of a stab wound, and yet he remains impossibly calm, the ghost of a smile on his lips and his voice smooth as velvet.
How peculiar.
"It's a shame we have to kill this one," 35 remarks. "I find that I quite like him."
Alternatively: A report spanning 380 years, beginning in a laboratory where people go to die. Here is the story of a so-called doctor and the man who is his longest-running experiment.
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A Case Study in Dissection by chaoticsnowflake
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 May 2026
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"You have said yourself that you are the most selfish of all the segments," Pantalone had pointed out, then. "Such an effort doesn't particularly seem to align with this claim."
"Living and dying together has a way of binding two parties together rather closely, as I have said to you many times before." You are a vital organ to my functioning, just as I am to yours. I am keeping you, on borrowed time as we may be. "Is it not selfish of me to want to keep my only friend by my side for far longer than either of us deserves?"
And this, Pantalone had been unable to argue with—for how could he, when he, too, holds such a desire? It is only human to want, after all, and to want for the whole soul of another to be inextricably bound to your own is perhaps the most selfish want of all. Such is how a desire as intimate as this one finds itself in the hearts of Teyvat's most heartless men. By the gods who have forsaken us, what a pair in hell we make.
Alternatively: A collection of memories, a timeline of a relationship. Call it what you will; it does not matter—for we are men on borrowed time, and men such as us ought never to have experienced these moments at all.
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The Doctor has a particularly nasty penchant for causing issues at the concern of international security, and unfortunately, this means that reports—of which there are several—have had to to be written up regarding his activities, and unfortunately, this means that someone has to sort through all of the existing files and figure out how much of a problem Dottore's penchant for international terrorism could shape up to be.
And unfortunately, that person who is sorting through said files happens to be Childe. Because the Archons and Celestia hate him. Obviously.
Alternatively: Childe embarks on the arduous task of sorting through intelligence reports on various individuals who the Fatui are keeping tabs on. The story also features the intelligence reports themselves, which I have embedded throughout the work to create what is hopefully something of an interactive experience.
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Le seul policier de tout la France by chaoticsnowflake
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
09 Apr 2026
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It has to be a coincidence, then, that Javert is the one singular cop with whom Jean Valjean has had any interaction with. It must be merely Javert's zealous obsession with him that is the reason for this phenomenon, and the fact that Javert is the only policeman Jean Valjean has ever had the occasion to take notice of in all his time in France must simply be a mark of Javert's dedication to his own craft.
Certainly nothing beyond that. No, that would be illogical. Ludicrous, really. Truly inconceivable.
But now, as Jean Valjean places everything else in his life on hold for just the briefest of moments to give thought to the matter, the stark, horrifying realization begins to dawn upon him sure as the sun rises in the east—it is not that Inspector Javert is the only cop Valjean has ever taken deliberate note of; rather, it is that Valjean has simply never beheld a single cop in all his time in France who was not Inspector Javert.
Alternatively: Javert is the only cop in all of France. That's it, that's the fic.
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That Which We Cannot Speak Of by chaoticsnowflake
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Jan 2026
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A moment passes between them—a comfortable silence, a mutual understanding, an acknowledgement of the passage of time. How time has changed them both, master and student. How the years have shaped them. Changed them too, as the cruel passage of time often does. How it brings them back together, still, even now.
"You know," Childe says finally, "you never did answer my question."
"Hm," is all Skirk has to say in response, picking up her guitar from her side and resting it in her lap. "I suppose I didn't."
"Well? Why are you here, then?"
Skirk laughs. "You never relent, do you?"
"Of course not," says Childe. "You taught me that."
Alternatively: It has been quite some time since Childe and Skirk last saw one another. When Childe finds her lingering outside the Fontaine Research Institute, a conversation comes to pass—one of life, of death, and of the fate of the world.
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On Why Windblume & Alcohol Should Never Be Mixed by chaoticsnowflake, DarkLuminosity
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Sep 2025
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It starts on a crisp Windblume evening in the Angel's Share—a triple date between Mondstadt's three most gossiped-about couples, a game of truth or dare, and more alcohol than is probably strictly necessary. Now, naturally, the combined presences of Kaeya Alberich and Lisa Minci already imply chaos from the outset, but you know what they say... the more, the merrier!
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A collection of crackfics featuring my party and their day-to-day exploits. That is all.
DISCONTINUED AS OF 1/21/2025.
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It starts as a simple series of serial killings in Mondstadt—as simple as a series of serial killings can get, that is. Then, it turns into a silent war against an underground organization. A war that Kaeya is fighting alone.
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Father, Son, & the End of Things by chaoticsnowflake
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
06 Nov 2022
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Leverage only works so long as the person whom the leverage is being used against is alive, Kaeya knows. And thus, he is forced to write four tear-stained farewells to those whom he has come to love.
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A retelling of Kaeya and Diluc’s fight, as told from five different perspectives.
- 1. Kaeya, and the fight
- 2. Diluc, and the fight
- 3. Jean, and the aftermath
- 4. Adelinde, and the aftermath
- 5. Venti, and the reflection
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Omnes Equi by DarkLuminosity for chaoticsnowflake, the_untamed_poet25, StarlyGalaxy
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
11 May 2026
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Years after returning to Mondstadt, Diluc begins mentally preparing for travel to a place he once hoped he'd never see again, simply because Lumine and Paimon are headed there next.
Of course, Jean is completely against it, given his 'persona non grata' status. But she lets something slip through the cracks.
What Diluc starts to uncover from Jean and Kaeya is a tangled political mess of negotiations, countermeasures, and secrets surrounding his initial return to Mondstadt - all so profoundly ridiculous that it shouldn't make any sense.
But somehow, it does.
Bookmarked by chaoticsnowflake
12 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
i may be a little biased considering this is a) written by my friend and b) partially based off a conversation i had with her, but dare i say this is the funniest fic on this website
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Bookmarked by chaoticsnowflake
15 May 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
the kind of work that forever rewrites the entire chemistry of your being