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Hermione is a junior lawyer who works hard, doesn't play at all, and has started going to yoga to de-stress from too many hours sitting at a desk. She also happens to have a massive crush on senior partner Narcissa Black. When she's asked to work on a big new case with Narcissa, dealing with the estate of the lead singer of a punk band, she can't say no - but finds herself well out of her depth when Narcissa turns out to be just as good at flirting as she is at winning in court.
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08 Jun 2026
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Rumi was never meant to stand in the spotlight, she belonged to the shadows, carrying scars no one was supposed to see. Mira has lived her whole life in the glare of it, polished and untouchable, even as her world threatened to crack beneath her.
When Rumi is assigned as Mira’s bodyguard, neither of them expected more than duty and distance. But what begins as obligation slowly unravels into something neither expected.
As danger closes in and secrets surface, both women are forced to confront what it means to trust, carry scars, and to risk everything for someone who might just matter more than survival itself.
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30 May 2026
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Celine finally breaks her silence. "You liked them so much because they're the same color as your hair."
"Did we use to have them in the garden?"
"Yes," Celine hums. "I planted them for the same reason."
"I see," Rumi's eyes linger on the picture for a little bit longer before she turns to Celine. "I wish you told me that."
To her surprise, Celine actually relents and says: "Likewise."
OR: The many ways Celine put Rumi first, for better or for worse, and the one time (through Zoey and Mira's love) Rumi doesn't let her.
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- Part 5 of Polytrix Fluff
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27 May 2026
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"So, Rumi," Zoey's mother begins, so sweet and benign and unaware of the massive headache she was about to gracefully bestow upon Rumi. "Are you seeing anyone?"
It's an innocent question. Just one of those things that parents ask their daughter's friends. She asks it while Rumi helps herself to a delectable serving of galbi jjim, piling cuts of the meat onto her plate, and Rumi almost fumbles her chopsticks and drops a piece.
It's just a yes or no question.
Rumi, however, stops and very eloquently says: "Um."
OR: When Zoey's cousin invites all three of them to California for his wedding, Zoey is forced to navigate her and Rumi's newly-found feelings for each other while staying at her parents' house for four days. Zoey's trying not to explode, Rumi is an awkward, blushing mess, and Mira thinks it's the funniest shit ever. Will they manage to survive Costco, nosy family members in a backyard barbecue, a bachelor party, and the wedding day itself?
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- Part 4 of Zoerumi Fluff / Oneshots
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- 6/6
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24 May 2026
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Rumi’s mind wanders, desperate for a change of subject. Her gaze lands on the two women who’ve been repeatedly plaguing her mind ever since she saw them step out of the limousine. Mira grins and sips on her drink, listening intently to whatever Zoey’s saying, the shorter girl gesticulating her hands wildly in the air. An ache settles in Rumi’s sternum, and that thought, that possibility—the possibility that this show can actually work—rattles through her skull.
“Hey, Celine?” she starts, not looking away from the view ahead of her. “I know it’s unconventional, but can I give out two First Impression Roses?”
Celine considers her words and follows her gaze. She presses her lips into a thin line, then she shrugs in acceptance. “Sure. After all, you’re the Bachelorette.”
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18 May 2026
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these wheels keep turning, but they're running out of steam by Counterpunch
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
03 Nov 2025
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Everything was perfectly normal. Except that it wasn’t.
Rumi knew it the way she knew that the sun rose in the east and set in the smooth line of Mira’s shoulders, graceful and lithe. Rumi knew it the way oceans ebb and words flowed through Zoey. Rumi knew it the way she knew she would die.
And that the Honmoon would remain.
Because the Honmoon was stronger than ever. It waxed as she waned.
And that was the thing, wasn't it.
Or: Rumi died that night at Namsan Tower. It just took her body a little while to catch up.
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18 May 2026
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When Ginny gets hurt in a wronski feint gone wrong, Hermione is on hand to take her away from the swarming fans and straight to a quieter part of St Mungo's.
Where the only mediwitch around is Narcissa Black. Healer and master legilimens.
And apparently Hermione's thoughts are rather loud.
Oops.
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17 May 2026
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It's been seven years since the war, five years since Hermione and Ron broke up, and...oh dear Merlin, two years since Hermione went on a date.
But it's fine. She has friends. She has her work.
Very complicated work that keeps her late in the office one Friday night. That takes her down to the Department of Mysteries, and back to the Hall of Prophecies for the first time in ten years.
And in that one night, her humdrum life is thrown completely out of the window.
Suddenly her life is one bizarre twist after another. Prophecies and potions and and caves and cliffs and house-elves and and and-
And being stuck in the past. Stuck ten years in the past with Bellatrix Lestrange.
That bloody prophecy.
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- Part 1 of Through Sand and Sea
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13 May 2026
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Mira asks, “So, what, we just pretend ‘polytrix’ isn’t top one on the global trending list right now?”
“It’s—” Rumi physically freezes. It looks like it takes her a moment to compute what Mira had said, then she finishes stiffly, “It’s what?”
Mira’s never been one to lie; and, lo and behold, hashtag polytrix was indeed pressed up as number one on the social media app they’re staring at. Zoey glances down at the related hashtags trending with it: #ITSREAL #POLYTRIXONTOP #RUMIONBOTTOM #HUNTR/XGIRLS #TOTHEGAYWORLD
Or, Mira, Rumi, and Zoey get caught in the middle of their fans' shipping war—but maybe one ship in particular has more substance than the others.
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- 8/8
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06 May 2026
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Training the next generation of hunters by herself wasn’t supposed to be easy—she had no delusions about that. The day she’d been left alone with a child to raise and centuries worth of legacy on her shoulders brought with it a startling clarity. She was responsible for shaping the warriors fated to seal the Honmoon—solely and indubitably—and she had no intention of neglecting that duty.
What she did neglect, however, was to consider a few… puberty related complications.
If they would all just—stop touching each other, this would go a lot smoother.
or: Celine realizes too late that she may be in over her head.
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02 May 2026
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“okay, so i’m gonna start now. just let me know if anything is uncomfortable or if you want to stop at any moment.”
rumi nods as best as she can with her face stuffed into a hole.
“sounds good,” she croaks. now she’ll also go to hell for being a liar, because nothing about what’s about to happen sounds good. it sounds awful and terrifying that a beautiful woman with presumably soft hands is going to be touching her naked body when she was so unprepared for this, even if ‘full body’ should have been indicative that she’d be getting quite naked. she just really didn’t anticipate mira.
or,
the one where rumi goes to a spa for the first time and discovers some things about herself when her masseuse turns out to be way hotter than she could've ever imagined.
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30 Apr 2026
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Zoey doesn’t know how long she stands there in the middle of her room, gawking at the notification flashing at her screen.
Well, notifications, plural. They’re back to back on her home screen, right under all her social media notifications of people showering her with likes for today’s breakfast.
Ryu Rumi sent you $250.00
“For lunch! Let me know if you need more xo”Kang Mira sent you $501.00
“lmk if she sent more than 500, I can double it lol”Zoey loudly declares, “What the HELL?”
Or, broke college student Zoey goes viral for her revolting college meals—and rich girls Rumi and Mira find a little pity (among other things) in their hearts for her.
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- Part 1 of candyfloss
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- 28/34
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30 Apr 2026
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Rumi has always had a sort of monkey see monkey do approach when it came to human interaction and Celine realizes she may have let Mira and Zoey get away with too much.
Oh well, at least her girls are happy.
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19 Apr 2026
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The memory rises unbidden: the clash of bodies, the way Rumi had aimed a blow at her torso. Mira dodging— barely— only allowing Rumi to graze her side.
“And what’s your name?” Rumi had asked mid-fight, breath steady, smirk radiant.
“Like I’d tell—”
Rumi had leapt back then, sudden and theatrical, leaving space between them. Mira had paused, wary, unsure what game she was playing.
Then Rumi had flourished Mira’s ID, plucked from her pocket without her noticing.
“Kang Mira, Interpol,” she’d read aloud, slow and condescending, like she was talking to a kindergartener. “Woah. The big guns are after me now.”
“How’d you—?”
“Picked your pocket just now,” Rumi had continued, eyes flicking up to meet hers. “Pretty name for a pretty face.”
“Damn,” Zoey’s voice had crackled in Mira’s earpiece. “She’s good. And hot.”
“Stop that,” Mira had snapped— both at the nagging voice in her head and at the nagging voice ahead of her.
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Mira and Zoey are the Interpol agents assigned to the Ryu Rumi case, a globally renowned superthief. But the closer Mira gets, the more she begins to notice the quieter ways the case is beginning to take things from her.
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15 Apr 2026
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hello (and goodbye), ms. floral thief by wilhelmcowboy
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
10 Aug 2025
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“If the three of you don’t tell me what’s wrong this second, I’m going to—”
“Your studio is so much bigger than ours, I can’t believe…”
That voice.
Everything is suddenly tuned out—every sound, every small movement, every twitch of a fingertip—her awareness slips away, only locking into that sound behind her.
There, in front of Celine, is Miyeong.
Alive.
or, Miyeong from another universe suddenly appears. Some stuff happens. Also, Celine is a mess.
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14 Apr 2026
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unleashing the tiger from her cage (and taking a nap with her) by homunerd
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
20 Oct 2025
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Zoey notices it first.
There's something different about Rumi recently that she can't ignore. Zoey can't figure out what it was, and it's eating her alive. Time for Operation Observe Rumi!
(Mira gets in on it) (Rumi accepts her new traits, eventually, not without teasing.)
5 times Rumi doesn't realize she acts like a cat, plus one time she's embraces it.
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14 Apr 2026
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A few days after their battle at Kuchiki Rukia's execution, Yoruichi runs into Sui-Feng in the forest. They try to settle their past, their differences, and their future. Results are mixed.
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09 Apr 2026
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Based on a premise by fakelawyerbug on tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/fakelawyerbug/805367916099960832?source=share
"What if Miyeong lived, but was a deadbeat mom with horrendous postpartum depression?"
Miyeong finds herself with an unwanted pregnancy and denies denies denies until it's too late. When she sees Rumi's patterns, she shuts down. But both Miyeong and Thirdlight find that they are too squeamish to kill a baby themselves, and ask Celine to "fix this". Celine interprets "fix this" as "throw my reputation on this grenade and claim the baby is mine, then quietly raise her on my own". Much to Celine's regret, the honmoon still chooses Rumi, and she has to go get trained by the Sunlight Sisters Duo.
Knowing (more or less) the score, Rumi is not delighted by the duo's treatment of her Real Mother (Celine) and is a real pain in the ass about it.
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08 Apr 2026
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“You casually walked up to me and draped this blanket over my shoulders. Then you sat down and asked if I could share some of it with you too.”
And just like that, they were friends.
The next day Rumi sat with Mira in homeroom, and Mira carried Rumi’s lunch despite Rumi insisting that it was unnecessary. They remained a duo until senior year, when Celine made a gut-punch decision to expand the scope of auditions to North America.
Once they met Zoey, they became Huntrix. Bandmates, best friends, family.
Family. If Rumi treated Mira and Zoey terribly, it’s only because she learned from the best. The only family she’s ever known.
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29 Mar 2026
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That’s Rumi’s voice, no doubt. Melodic even without trying, sweet in the way her tongue wraps around every syllable she says, and shoots lightning bolts down the pit of Mira’s tummy.
That’s Rumi’s voice. Mira is 100% sure.
So why does it feel so wrong?
“Mira?”
Startled, Mira looks over her shoulder. Her stomach sinks without a warning, and that same chill from earlier claws its way down her spine without mercy.
Because standing over there with Zoey, her mouth parted open in pure shock, is Rumi.
Rumi, who was supposed to be beneath Mira. Who is still underneath Mira.
Rumi, who summons her newly enlarged saingeom without hesitation.
Rumi, who sits up and hums wickedly into Mira’s ear.
“You mind getting off my lap, sweetheart?”
Rumi would never say that. Rumi would never call her that. Rumi would never look at her like that.
Mira gasps, and ‘Rumi’ grins. “Took you long enough.”
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- Part 1 of the scars are part of me
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25 Mar 2026