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    “Why don’t you run me through tonight’s plans?” Sylus says as he helps you into the car. “Since you’re my assistant now.”

    “Arrival in fifteen, shake hands, and get an invite to cocktail party at eight,” you go down the list on your fingers after you buckle yourself in. “Mingle until we’re either invited to a backroom or someone can give us a name. And then we kick their asses.”

    Sylus chuckles. He keeps his eyes on the road as he drives, shifting gear with one hand, the other lazily on the steering wheel. It’s effortlessly hot, and it annoys you a great deal. “There might be a few steps in between intelligence gathering and ass-kicking, but you got the gist of it. You are?”

    “Your overworked assistant,” you say.

    “Overworked?” Sylus asks, amused. “I don’t remember this being part of the script.”

    “I’m simply trying to portray my role as realistically as possible.”

    You moonlight as Sylus’ assistant. Things go a little differently than planned.

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    “Stop,” you whisper. Meant for it to come off as a hiss, but it leaves you in a sharp gasp. A plea left unsaid as your face drops to his chest.

    “Make me then,” he says. Once again, calm. Once again, motioning your gun to his pulse. “You know what to do, so do it. Kill me. Shoot me dead before I make you cum.”

    Or: if you let the devil break you.

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  3. Public Bookmark 80

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    26 Jun 2025

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    sakura amputates six limbs that morning alone; so when, a little before lunch, sasuke wanders into the med tent with a “hey, sawbones”, sakura feels entirely justified in telling him to fuck off.

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    When Annette rushes into battle and one of her battalion knights falls in battle, it causes unrest in her battalion. Feeling guilty and down on herself, Annette tries to move forward. Her friends do what they can to help.

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    we really love a nod to the iconic “who did this to you”