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    Six times Professor Lucifer Morningstar is unable to cast a corporeal Patronus and the first time he does.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    When Charlie’s planned redemption-oriented activity doesn’t come through, the gang resorts to board games to have a good time. Somehow, this works.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    “Why... hmm. Okay, real quick: what’s an old-timey way of saying someone is full of shit?”

    Charlie blinked up at him innocently, probably overdoing it a tad, but after a week of hearing him disparage her dreams as “wacky nonsense” she couldn’t bring herself to care. Not too much, anyway.

    “Why, I’d say the sod is full of hot air! A far classier image than the one you’ve just conjured.”

    “Then you’re full of hot air, Alastor.” Charlie grinned.

    Or: Charlie wants everyone to know that she didn't invite the Radio Demon into her home without precautions.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    “What are you doing?” Charlie whispered.

    Alastor grinned. “Why, we’re engaging in the only civilized entertainment to be found in this rinky-dink hotel: making deals, of course.”

    That caught Charlie’s attention.

    But Husk was waving off her horrified protest before it even left her mouth. “I’m a gambling addict who’s already sold my soul to the bastard. What have I got to lose?”

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    05 Jun 2026

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    A series of ficlets in which a couple of old geezers maneuver through a Hell that changes far too quickly. Watch as two old queers are faced with viral videos, internet challenges, new terminology, and more.

    Chapter 1 - Ketchup Challenge
    Chapter 2 - Smash or Pass
    Chapter 3 - Orange Peel Challenge
    Chapter 4 - Gooning
    Chapter 5 - We Listen, and We Don't Judge Challenge
    Chapter 6 - Bae Baskets (Valentine's Day Special)
    Chapter 7 - Performative Males

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    Set in an alternate universe, wherein Vox never propositioned Alastor, so Alastor never turned him down. Alastor still fucked off for seven years, but he and Vox are on better terms when he returns to Hell.

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    04 Jun 2026