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i really hope you're gonna get out soon by cj_spoons
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Mar 2026
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“We want you to at least consider waiving your no-trade,” his general manager is saying, but the words barely register in Shane’s head. “Ahead of the playoffs, we want to make sure our team cohesion is as strong as possible, and there have been concerns about locker room dynamics . . .”
And of course there are. Of course that’s what this is about.
OR: When Shane comes out to the Voyageurs, a breakdown in team dynamics results in a last-minute trade to their divisional rival. In Boston, Shane and Ilya are forced to figure out whatever it is they're actually doing.
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- Part 2 of boston bear shane hollander propaganda
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nowhere to go but on by cj_spoons
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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Shane isn’t stupid. He knows why they haven’t scored. Every so often he manages to get the puck into the offensive zone, but it’s rarely for any longer than a few seconds at a time—there’s never anyone there to pass to.
OR: The FanMail video drops while Ilya is still playing for the Bears.
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- Part 1 of boston bear shane hollander propaganda
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dennis whitaker's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day by cj_spoons
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
05 Jan 2026
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Santos doesn't find Whitaker on the eighth floor after PittFest.
He's managing, seriously. He's fine.
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In a room he's not in, and in a room he's never been, something reacts to him saying what he just said, and a quick, bright light flashes, and a small, quiet alarm bell rings.
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boston bear shane hollander propaganda by cj_spoons
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
05 Mar 2026
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let me tie you up for our sex tape, shane by godlightilya for isto4u
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Jun 2026
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“Is funny to you, Shane?” Ilya sat up now, and perched himself over his husband’s torso, able to feel Shane’s dick straining in his underwear. “I can feel how hard you are. I know you are doing it on purpose, pretending you are not interested, saying you do not want, teasing me. You want me to tease you, Shane? Leave you hard and leaking with your hands tied so you cannot touch yourself?”
Shane’s cheeks began to turn red. Soft shades of pink bloomed across his face before the colour turned darker, redder, as blood rushed to his cheeks, engulfing his beautiful freckles. Ilya smiled as he ran his fingers across Shane’s cheeks.
“Do you want?” Ilya used the side of his thumb to delicately caress Shane’s cheek. “Let me tie you up for our sex tape, Shane. Let you see how gorgeous you are as you get more and more desperate for me.”
OR, husbands Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander record a third sex tape.
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- Part 3 of hollanov sex tape files
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The Price of Tomorrow by Runs_With_Wolves1
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
09 Jun 2026
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Olesya and Yáo boarded the Hail Mary expecting to die. The mission was always meant to be a one-way trip, and both made peace with that long before launch.
Then they survived.
After spending years in a coma, they wake on Erid to discover that humanity has been saved, they are alive, and a future they never expected to have is suddenly within reach. For the first time since leaving Earth, the possibility of going home feels real, but the hope doesn't last long.
The Hail Mary will never fly again. The ship was damaged beyond repair, and there is no way back to Earth. Olesya and Yáo find themselves grappling with a cruel reality: they had already accepted death, but accepting life on an alien world proves to be far more difficult. What was once a sacrifice they chose has become a future they never agreed to.
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The Apparent Magnitude of a Patron Saint by MedsestraStellarum
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
22 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace is the first human to ever live on an exoplanet, and this was not an eventuation that was planned for.
This post-canon fic follows the teething issues of life on Erid: alien engineering and mechanics, the eventual sequelae of malnutrition, and the psychological effects of being very, very far from human touch.
Despite all this, Dr. Grace might just be the only human alive who feels more at home in the company of aliens than he ever did on Earth.
No-one is quite sure what to do with that.
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The Wire Mother by nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 May 2026
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I lived with this hunger long before the Hail Mary. This is nothing new. I’m fine.
Right up until Rocky asks another question.
“When last time you touch other human person skin, question?”
Oh. Oh no. “When I… a few days after I first woke up here.”
Rocky starts to relax for a split second, but then tightens when something occurs to him.
“Grace crewmates dead when you wake up. You said this, statement. You not even know your own name, remember nothing, see dead bodies, confirm?”
I nod, because if I open my mouth I will gag.
“When last time Grace touch ALIVE human person, question.”
I swallow thickly. I don’t answer aloud because I know Rocky can hear the hitch in my breath. My stomach churns with fresh bile. He senses my vital signs tick over into stress patterns and goes very, very still again.
“Grace. When last time, question.”
I clench my jaw so hard my temples ache, and beg him with my eyes to just stop.
“Grace. Please say not when… when Evil Stratt humans put you to sleep.”
I can taste grass.
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AKA: Grace starves for more than just food on the journey to Erid.
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- Part 1 of Ave Maria
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“Why do I taste blood in your mouth, solnyshko?”
“I told you, my ex said it’s annoying when I’m too loud during sex. I guess it’s a habit. I bite my tongue sometimes so you won’t have to hear me that much.”
“And I told you, I need you to give me the name of this ex so I can kill him with my bare hands. Is very serious matter.”