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  1. Rec 30

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    > Oh, am I threatening you? Is my love a threat to you, Michael? <

    In which after an eventful night that mostly consists of Kaiser mistreating him, Ness has to claim what's his before it's too late. But isn't that just what Kaiser wants?

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    12 May 2026

  2. Rec 37

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    > There was something so deeply unsettling about the way Alexis Ness engaged in intimacy, a walking contradiction that never failed to hit just the right spot for Kaiser to lose his mind. Oh, he was already looking forward to the rest of the night. <
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    OR Michael Kaiser would be a fool to refrain from indulging in what is undeniably his.

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    12 May 2026

  3. Rec 41

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    Kaiser hooks two fingers under the leather collar, clipped tight around his neck, tugging at it gently. It’s blue, the same shade as Kaiser’s eyes, his tattoo, personalised just for Ness’ fit. Kaiser is so good to him.

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    23 Mar 2026

  4. Rec 10

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    ‘I’m sorry, I’m so sorry, please-I wanna be your good boy’

    ‘And you still can be Min, you just have to do something for me first’

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    23 Mar 2026

  5. Rec 63

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    “I don’t feel well,” Kaiser repeats slowly. “I want you to make it better.”

    “Are you asking me to hold you, Kaiser?”

    Kaiser glares at him weakly, but he knows there’s no point in keeping up false pretenses. The fight has left his body, he has no more energy to throw any more tantrums, so he nods once.

    “Do your worst, Ness.”

    OR///Kaiser is convinced that he's broken beyond repair and Ness does everything he can to show him that he isn't.

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