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Fuck, Marry, Kill by coldishcase
Fandoms: DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons)
22 Feb 2022
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the Justice League plays FMK as a team-building exercise. Batman joins them for the first time and finds out a little more than he wanted to about their opinions of certain Billionaires.
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"The Aard Incident" by coldishcase
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Jan 2022
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"Geralt," Ciri calls his name, in a tone of voice that indicates she's said it at least twice now.
He pulls himself out of his brooding, focusing on the girl he's sworn an oath to protect. "Yes, Ciri?"
"Oh good, you have decided to join us," the princess remarks dryly.
The Witcher chooses not to respond to that, just taking another spoonful of his stew as he waits for her to get to her point or question.
"I'd offer a coin for your thoughts, but I know you only share them with your horse," Jaskier inputs in the same tone as Ciri.
The princess nods in sage agreement. "Oh, to be Roach and actually hear Geralt talk to me," she states mock-wistfully.
He fixes her with an unimpressed look, while his brother witchers nearby snort loudly at her dramatics.
He ignores them, and pointedly takes another bite of his stew and doesn't say anything to their taunting.
Ciri waits until Geralt is chewing his chunk of Venison before she gets on with her point.
"Anyways, Geralt. I've been meaning to ask you for a story. I heard about something called 'The Aard Incident'?"
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Your Husband Has Tits Now, Sire, So It's Time To Make Some Heirs by coldishcase
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
17 Sep 2021
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Merlin is having premature empty nest syndrome so he finds a way to magically change his sex.
Queen Merlin and King Arthur get busy.
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A Clandes(time) Meeting by coldishcase
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Jun 2021
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(I started writing this after episode one so it very much does not follow the Canon after that episode)
In the search for the other Variant Loki, Loki and Mobius come across yet another crime scene. Only this time, in this place, Loki runs into someone he thought he'd never see again.
"Thor?"
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What if Arthur sent Merlin with Gwen and Elyan to visit their father's grave? What if Merlin protected Gwen with his life, and ended up captured by Morgana and taken to the Dark Tower in her stead?
What if Morgana successfully performed the Tiene Diaga on Merlin, and discovered his magic?
When Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table rescue their friend, they don't know what a deadly Assassin they're bringing back with them. Can Merlin be stopped?
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Let us take back the Castle now, and you can behead me later, Sire. by coldishcase
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
26 Apr 2021
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An AU of the season 4 finale, wherein Arthur refuses to abandon his castle during Morgana's seige, and Merlin refuses to use magic to take away Arthur's will, so they're at an impasse.
Rather than break his moral code to bewitch Arthur, Merlin decides to break his secrecy. If Arthur doesn't want to leave his Castle... fine. They won't. Merlin will just have to take it back for him... and all that entails.
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It has been so long, and Merlin is still alone, left to wait endlessly for the man he failed to save. The man he loves above all else.
When the waiting gets to be too much, Merlin takes destiny into his own hands. The prophecied outcome has always been his fault before; Morgana's Corruption, Mordred's hate, Arthur's Death. Why not create Albion's time of greatest need himself, and force Arthur to come back to stop him? To take him to Avalon, so he can finally rest in peace.
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In which Arthur Knows about Merlin's magic, and has known for a while, and isn't fooled in the slightest by Merlin's disguise.
Kings must have an abundance of patience, but "The Dolma" pushes Arthur past his breaking point. He snaps at Merlin, and reveals everything.
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The Boy who Cried Wolf (and the King who heard but never believed him) by coldishcase
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
31 Mar 2021
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Gwaine reaches Gaius too late.
Agravaine finishes the Catha's job, killing Camelot's Physician. In doing so, he tears a rift between Arthur and Merlin.
Merlin warned him. He always warns him, and as always, Arthur didn't listen. Now he will pay the price.
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Swimming With the Sharks Until We Drown by coldishcase, zara2148 for Just_a_Loth_Cat
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
07 Mar 2021
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Love is in the air, but lies are weighing it down. Ben Kenobi can't keep up his act forever.
Five times Maul, lord of Crimson Dawn, missed that he's dating Obi-Wan, and the one time he didn't.
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- Part 7 of Praying for the Wicked on the Weekend
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The Heart of a Rebel by coldishcase
Fandoms: Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars - All Media Types
04 Mar 2021
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Kallus walks into a trap and is captured by the Empire. Thrawn has questions for him. The Spectres swoop in to save their new friend and Zeb gets an armful of ex-ISB agent high on truth serum.
What secrets has Alexsandr Kallus been hiding from his best friend?
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Don't Tell Me Yet. by coldishcase
Fandoms: Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars - All Media Types
22 Feb 2021
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In the wake of Kanan's death, Zeb finally gets the courage to tell Kallus how he really feels about him.
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HOT SINGLE DAD IN YOUR AREA NEEDS YOUR HELP by coldishcase
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
10 Jan 2021
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A bright red box appears in Luke's vision, declaring in big, bold basic lettering: "HOT SINGLE DAD IN YOUR AREA NEEDS YOUR HELP." He's seen several just like it by this point, each more insistent than the last.
Someone needs his help, apparently. They sure have an interesting way of asking him for it, though.
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The Jedi picks up the kid, smiling softly at him before facing Din again.
He can sense a final goodbye coming, perhaps the Jedi wishing him luck or something, but just as the hooded man is about to speak, something seems to catch his eye.
"That's a lightsaber," the Jedi says.
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Overdue Confessions by coldishcase for KCKenobi
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
02 Nov 2020
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Obi-Wan pushes Anakin a little bit harder to talk about Padme and Clovis, and it pays off.
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Can you count for me? (You can count on me) by coldishcase
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
02 Oct 2020
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Cody's General gets himself hurt being a showoff, so clearly, Cody needs to take care of him.
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The Best Kind of Medicine by coldishcase
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
15 Sep 2020
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He's been a slave before... he remembers it, if only vaguely. A month spent on Bandomeer, an explosive collar 'round the slight neck of his 13 year old self.
It hadn't hurt so much, then.
[now with chapter 2!]
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Bad Aim by coldishcase
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
11 Sep 2020
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Palpatine keeps trying to kill Padmé and Obi-Wan during the clone wars.
Well, what if one time, he succeeds?
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Everything is Good and Nothing Hurts by coldishcase
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy
31 Aug 2020
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He’s glad his life led him to this point; he’s been very lucky. He has not only a beautiful wife, but a reliable best friend to count on, and two beautiful children to care for. Things couldn’t be better for Anakin Skywalker, as far as he’s concerned.
[A little slice of life from the Happy Family/Happy Ending AU, just Anakin and Padme enjoying some quality cuddle time + Uncle Obi-Wan babysitting the Twins.]
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It will be Enough by coldishcase
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
28 Aug 2020
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Obi-Wan and Satine share their first kiss after the Venomite incident.