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    In which Daniel Molloy pulls himself together (then has another nervous breakdown, then pulls himself together again), Armand doesn't know what a 3D printer is, Benji has a Plan (of which Step H is roughly shaped like the movie The Parent Trap), and nobody here can keep their noses out of each other's business.

    (Or: In which the author is on a holy crusade to right the wrongs Anne committed in Blood Communion, such as not mentioning Daniel even once.)

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    “People call in sometimes, and they say, ‘Whatever happened to the Vampire Daniel, anyway?’ What am I supposed to say, you know? ‘Oh, Daniel Molloy? Yeah, he lives in my house, he’s got a room up in the attic with some mad science experiments or something, we’re blood relatives, but I don’t know what’s going on with him; we don’t talk.’ Come on. That’s not responsible journalism. The people want to know!”

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    18 Jun 2026

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    A collection of what-if one-shots revolving around Armand, Lestat and the ability to Daywalk. Not plot heavy; more of exploring the hints and possibilities Daywalking has to offer.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    There lies a boy at the heart of the chamber. He's not a day over sixteen, limbs still draped in Hogwarts black and Slytherin green. There is no wound marring his corpse, no sign of struggle, no blood but for the colour that hasn’t left his cheeks in fifty years.

    As Harry falls to his knees beside him, the ghost of Tom Riddle watches from a distance, spinning plans.

    (Or: there is a monster in the Chamber of Secrets.)

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    22 Apr 2026

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    this is an ATYD fanfic first!!! and a harry potter fanfic only by necessity. this is literally just me rewriting each chapter of atyd but from Sirius's perspective bc i love this story so much and can't get enough of it. all credit for the original work goes to MsKingBean89 and if for some reason you've stumbled upon this without reading the original ATYD first, please go do that!!

     

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    8/24/23
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    23 Mar 2026

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    “What do you want me to do?” Remus says, tiredly. All he wants is to curl up on his bed. Smoke a pack of cigarettes. Get drunk. He can’t stop looking at Harry.

    “Remus...” Dumbledore is gentle. Remus hates when he has that tone. Hates that he knows it will hurt. “There is no one else left.”

    A bitter laugh escapes him. “So you’ll curse the poor thing with a werewolf for a guardian?”

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    23 Mar 2026