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After Rhys gets demoted to Assistant Vice Janitor, he struggles to climb up the ranks again since most people don’t give a second glance to a lowly janitor.
The cyborg decides to create an online persona and starts blackmailing or bribing employees with information he finds during his work as a janitor. He piques Handsome Jack’s interest when he starts to send anonymous messages with ‘tips’ to possible issues the CEO might want to take care of. And Jack always enjoys playing a little cat-and-mouse.
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The ECHOpad rang with an incoming notification from an unknown caller. Rhys inhaled sharply before hitting the accept button.
“Hi buddy,” Katagawa said, bright and eager, like an oversized puppy. “I see you got my message.”
“Yeah,” Rhys said, leaning back in his chair. His mouth felt dry and he audibly swallowed. “I got it alright.”
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12 Jul 2026
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After years of work, Handsome Jack’s plan to take revenge on those who dared to betray him is ready, until everything is upended by the arrival of a sass-mouthed salaryman who knows far more than he should.
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12 Jul 2026
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“No– no.” Flambae wasn’t even sure how to describe what he had seen. “No, there’s like– it’s like a clear thing is flicking over your eyeballs?” Flambae focused on Waterboy’s eyes again, though now, he wasn’t noticing it anymore. What the fuck?
Instead of immediately freaking out like Flambae had expected, a flash of understanding crossed over Waterboy’s face, before he ducked his head. He pressed the back of his hand over his eyes, seeming almost embarrassed.
“O-oh– ah, I’m sorry– this– um, sometimes it kind of, I don’t know– I must have gotten– e-excited, or something…” Waterboy mumbled.
OR: Flambae is really interested in Waterboy's extra "quirks", in more ways than one.
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13 Jun 2026
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au·tot·o·my
/ôˈᴛäᴅəᴍē/noun: Zoology
The casting off of a part of the body (e.g. the tail of a lizard) by an animal under threat.
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On a mission with Waterboy to deal with a dwindling gang, Robert and a handful of the Z-team witness one of Waterboys hidden abilities (to their disgust and concern)
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07 Jun 2026
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After the team finds out about Robert being Mecha Man and his drive to get revenge on Shroud. They decide to take matters into their own hands and get some info that could help their favorite depressed dispatcher.
The only problem is that the fucker they nabbed is really good at keeping his mouth shut and nothing they are doing is gaining results.
Somehow Waterboy gets roped in to participate and it's his turn...
At least they can get a good laugh.
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07 Jun 2026