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The Words I Can't Say (Caged Between My Teeth) by BleakCinema for seltzer (worthremembering)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Jan 2026
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The Mortal Realm and Infernal Realm exist alongside one another and it's a well known fact. Mortals have taken advantage of this by allowing demons to emigrate only through work-release programs with trained summoners - requiring a period of indentured servitude before they become full citizens, conditions dependent on the bargains they enter into. Some demons are clever enough to swindle their summoners into easy contracts, and Alastor thought he was just such a demon.
Roo was more cunning than he gave her credit for, however. Her contract was indefinite and could only be broken if Alastor could speak and mean three little words: "I love you".
There's only one problem with that - Everyone knows that demons don't have hearts.
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26 Jun 2026
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i thought he was gonna say it. he did not. kinda sad ending?
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“I can grant you the power you’re after, more than you can even wrap your head around right now. I can ensure that you’re the most powerful Sinner in Hell once you find your way here - because you’re definitely going to find your way here.”
Alastor’s heart leapt in his chest even as those hands raised goose pimples over his skin.
“But, I don’t hand out this kind of thing for free. In return, I require something of you.”
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When Alastor reached through the veil hoping to make a deal, he didn't find a dapper cannibal with a devious smile, but instead a very, very intrigued Lucifer with an entirely different agreement...
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26 Jun 2026
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After modern science fails Alastor's ailing mother, his underground contacts land him over 600 miles away from home in the Blue Ridge Mountains, staring down a hollow-eyed woman with a deal. If Alastor agrees to an indeterminate residency watching over an isolated stretch of the mountain, his mother will be taken care of. At the end of his options, Alastor agrees to ensure his mother's survival.
When a monster begins stalking the cabin he's been granted, Alastor realizes he didn't understand the ramifications of the pact he made...one he can no longer escape.
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21 Jun 2026
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Santa Baby (I've Really Been Awful Good) by BleakCinema for winterveritas
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
25 Dec 2025
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Alastor has never been particularly interested in the holidays, except for all the new ways he can make a nuisance of himself.
But this is his first Sinsmas with Lucifer and his new partner is, unfortunately, incredibly festive. Alastor has never failed at anything in his life, and he's not going to ruin his perfect record by failing to be a good partner at Sinsmas. That means he needs the perfect gift, but what do you get a literal spirit of creation when anything they could ever want is at their literal fingertips?
The Radio Demon has *one* idea...a gift that no one has ever possessed before or ever will again once he's given it to Lucifer Morningstar once and for all.
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21 Jun 2026