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    10 Jun 2026

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    "My, My head hurts," he replied dumbly, "And I had a… A really terrible nightmare."
    And god, did the last few years feel like a nightmare. A horrible, never-ending nightmare that twisted into shapes Jon never thought possible and took more from him than he knew he had to take.
    "Must have been some nightmare," Tim hummed.
    "It was," Jon laughed humorlessly.

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    After the conclusion of the Watcher's Crown, Jon finds himself waking up in a much younger version of his own body, one that's still working with Tim and Sasha in research. Jon refuses to let this opportunity pass him by, refuses to let this world fall to the same fate as his. He'll do it better this time. He'll save everyone, no matter the cost.

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    25 May 2026

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    up to chapter 21

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Come visit the Magnus Museum: a family-friendly celebration of London’s hidden legends, complete with interactive exhibits, charming staff, and a gift shop to die for.

    Tim Stoker takes the job for the paycheque and the distraction. The hours are terrible, the tourists are a nightmare, and the artefacts are worse.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    After a dispute over the ideal means of production, 11-year-old me falls into Middle Earth. Basically the same plot as every falling-into-ME story ever, except I pretend to be a boy because I don’t trust Aragorn’s motives. Disclaimer: I was an idiot ok

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    18 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    everyone NEEDS to read this NOW

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    “Hey Achilles, do you perhaps give out coaching on, uh, lifting weights?” Asked Penelope, head bent low, wringing her hands.

    “Uh, I could? What brought this on?” He blinks. He didn’t think Penelope would ever be interested in gymming. This was the first time he’d even seen her in athletic clothes.

    “I have a goal.” She told him, she brought her hands out in front of her, palms upturned, “Humanoid shape, give or take 70kg.”

    “Ah.” He says dumbly as the realization sets in, “Lucky for you, I'm an expert at those sets of weights.”

    “Oh, I know.” Penelope grins, smile full of teeth.

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    Achilles prides himself on being the strongest, being the best, and he doesn’t exactly mind sharing his strengths.

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    05 May 2026