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The Only Safe Place in Hell by constantlysleepdeprived
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
09 Jun 2026
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A little selfship fic for @lilspark-official
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Awkward confessions of love on a park bench by constantlysleepdeprived
Fandoms: Welcome to Night Vale, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
09 Jun 2026
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selfship wtnv crossover
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I knew you before we met, and I don't even know you yet by constantlysleepdeprived
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Jun 2026
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selfship thing cause I love Michael <3
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Statement of Telemachus Laertades by constantlysleepdeprived
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
09 Jun 2026
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Jon: Statement of Telemachus Laertades, regarding a...
Telemachus: Unnatural disappearance
Jon: Regarding an unnatural disappearance. Statement taken directly from subject. Statement begins.- Language:
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Statement of Jonathan Sims, regarding garlic bread by constantlysleepdeprived
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 May 2026
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Jon has a sexuality crisis :)
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Bookmarked by constantlysleepdeprived
10 Jun 2026
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"My, My head hurts," he replied dumbly, "And I had a… A really terrible nightmare."
And god, did the last few years feel like a nightmare. A horrible, never-ending nightmare that twisted into shapes Jon never thought possible and took more from him than he knew he had to take.
"Must have been some nightmare," Tim hummed.
"It was," Jon laughed humorlessly.----------------
After the conclusion of the Watcher's Crown, Jon finds himself waking up in a much younger version of his own body, one that's still working with Tim and Sasha in research. Jon refuses to let this opportunity pass him by, refuses to let this world fall to the same fate as his. He'll do it better this time. He'll save everyone, no matter the cost.
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- Part 1 of Right By Them - A Fix-It of sorts
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Come visit the Magnus Museum: a family-friendly celebration of London’s hidden legends, complete with interactive exhibits, charming staff, and a gift shop to die for.
Tim Stoker takes the job for the paycheque and the distraction. The hours are terrible, the tourists are a nightmare, and the artefacts are worse.
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- Part 1 of Buy A Mug Get A Minor Curse for Free
Bookmarked by constantlysleepdeprived
05 Jun 2026
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Piece of Heck LoTR Self-Insert Fic I Wrote When I Was 11 by Finwe_the_disappointed
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 Jul 2019
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After a dispute over the ideal means of production, 11-year-old me falls into Middle Earth. Basically the same plot as every falling-into-ME story ever, except I pretend to be a boy because I don’t trust Aragorn’s motives. Disclaimer: I was an idiot ok
Bookmarked by constantlysleepdeprived
18 May 2026
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everyone NEEDS to read this NOW
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The Strength of Achilles (and Penelope too!) by Anonymous
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer
01 Nov 2025
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“Hey Achilles, do you perhaps give out coaching on, uh, lifting weights?” Asked Penelope, head bent low, wringing her hands.
“Uh, I could? What brought this on?” He blinks. He didn’t think Penelope would ever be interested in gymming. This was the first time he’d even seen her in athletic clothes.
“I have a goal.” She told him, she brought her hands out in front of her, palms upturned, “Humanoid shape, give or take 70kg.”
“Ah.” He says dumbly as the realization sets in, “Lucky for you, I'm an expert at those sets of weights.”
“Oh, I know.” Penelope grins, smile full of teeth.
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Achilles prides himself on being the strongest, being the best, and he doesn’t exactly mind sharing his strengths.
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05 May 2026

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