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    It was rather unusual for a twelve-year-old to have two full-replacement automail limbs. Edward typically tried to cover every inch of skin and metal to avoid the questions, but unfortunately, it couldn’t always be helped. When asked the question, “How’d you lose your limbs?”, the usual story was that Ed had lost them in the Eastern Conflict.

    But what if he decided to take a more… interesting approach? After all, if Al wears the armor as a hobby, why can’t Ed have lost his arm against a bear?

    Or, Fullmetal Alchemist where everything is the same but Ed comes up with increasingly more insane ways for him to be short a few body parts.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Jason planted one foot, grabbed the handle to steady himself, and kicked hard just above the lock.

    The door flew inward with a sharp bang, rebounding off the wall.

    It wasn’t a room.

    It was a cupboard.

    And there, crammed into the back corner beneath a row of hanging coats, was a kid.

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    Jason finds a young Tim locked in a closet at a gala. He reacts accordingly.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “They’ll find out,” Tim whispered, voice cracking. “They always do.”

    Bruce’s expression softened. He crouched closer, lowering his voice. “You’re not in trouble. You mixed medication with alcohol. That’s all. You’re not the first person to make that mistake.”

    Tim gave a hollow laugh that dissolved into a cough. “Not—not a mistake.”

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    Tim mixes his meds with alcohol. The fallout is immediate.

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    02 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 81

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    Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck—

    He was alone.

    Everyone who might actually know how to help him was either fighting or across the damn planet.

    Panic clawed at his throat, but he forced it down, breathing through it.

    Random, scattered knowledge raced through his brain—some buried instinct drilled into him at CADMUS, of all places. Emergency field births. Risk assessments. Critical steps.

    He clung to it like a lifeline.

    Kon grabbed his phone and his spare comm, stuffing them into the hoodie pocket just in case he needed help later.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Kon landed lightly outside his apartment, heart pounding so loud it almost drowned out the hum of the city behind him. The second he was inside, he locked the door, kicked off his shoes without thinking, and bee-lined to the bathroom.

    The pregnancy test burned in the inside pocket of his jacket the whole way.

    He yanked it out, ripped the wrapper open with shaking fingers, and—ignoring the thousand instincts screaming at him to wait—followed the directions mechanically, hands trembling so bad he almost dropped it.

    Then he set it down on the counter.

    And waited.

    He paced.

    Back and forth, back and forth across the bathroom tiles, arms folded tight across his chest. He could hear the second hand on his cheap wall clock ticking—too loud, like it was hammering into his skull.

    He was Kryptonian. Or part Kryptonian. He wasn’t even sure if human-designed tests would work.

    But Tim had helped them factor in enough hybrid biology when they worked on the meds—maybe it would.

    When he finally forced himself to look down at the tiny plastic stick, the world tilted sideways.

    Two sharp pink lines.

    Positive.

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    01 Jul 2026