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Erling would have done what Jude wanted ages ago, but he could not conduct public indecency in the middle of the World Cup with millions watching. He would do almost anything for his omega, but this was too much.
"Jude, I can't—"
"Please, Erling, so my heat will end faster and I can play again." His bitten, spit-soaked lips looked very tempting to Erling right about now. More so, the Brit's pleading tone sounded so desperate that it made Erling's heart clench (and his cock twitch).
"Erling."
The Norwegian man forced his eyes to drag back up to wide-eyed, full pupils.
"Knot me. Claim me. Please, alpha."
Jude, ever so foxy, tilted his head back so more pheromones would be released from his neck's scent glands. A smirk painted his panting lips.
Erling lost it.
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Gabriel expected to have a normal heat spent with his hot, older, teammate alpha at their booked honeymoon suite, courtesy of Audi's generosity. What he did not know was that the Hyatt's hospitality extends to special gifts from very special alphas.
Being a guest of honour had its perks after all.
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and i don’t want to talk about anything (weren't we the stars in heaven?) by crispy_stuff
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
31 Jan 2026
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In this dark hotel room, Lewis had tried to embrace the sun. Scorching, fuel-like energy ran through him from the writhing omega beneath him: A blonde supernova that sparked something scarily primal in him. An urge that steered him to want to bite, mate, and own.
Urges that, for most of the time, Lewis thought were ways his body tries to kill him.
Or: For Nico Erik Rosberg, Lewis would burn.
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snapshots of the sparkles in the snow by crispy_stuff for pace37
Fandoms: Suits (US TV 2011)
24 Dec 2025
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Mike really wanted to quit his job right there and then.
No other urge or feeling could help with the frustration he felt working his 9th hour of the day on Christmas Eve, shuffling through paper and highlighting blurry words, all while sitting on the decidedly too comfortable sofa in Harvey’s condo. All the while, fighting the compulsion to just sleep it off and finally enjoy his holiday.
Yes, they were working off office hours.
Yes, Harvey insisted they continued the work in his much more proper condo.
No, Mike was not even sure he was getting paid for the work he had done today.
He wanted to quit so badly that if he needed to get fired to regain his freedom back, then so be it. Screw Harvey and all that.
'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job,' Mike repeated the sacred mantra in his head for the billionth time that year.
“I paid you to find me clues, Watson, not to sit there and lead us in prayer,” Harvey cut through his inner begging with a disapproving glare and yet another stack of files dumped onto the coffee table in front of him.
Rage-quitting is all the rage nowadays, right?
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and the FIA called it "Penalty for Public Indecency" by crispy_stuff
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
28 Oct 2025
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Decision: 2 penalty points (total of 4 for the 12 month period)
Reason: The Stewards reviewed video evidence that the driver of Car 22 (Yuki Tsunoda) had forgotten mating cycle chemical suppressants, rendering said driver into a mating cycle post-race in parc fermé. The resulting hormones produced had persuaded Red Bull team members into a heat-induced hormonal frenzy, which, after checking with Mr Tsunoda, caused consensual physical touching on Mr Tsunoda on Car 22.
Yuki Tsunoda, ever since presenting as an omega at 13 years old, has never failed to suppress a mating cycle during the season. He has also subsequently forgotten that he could also be a victim of human error, and perhaps, human urges.
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i know you play the field but i'm your touchdown by holy_smokes
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
18 Jul 2026
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Jude; England's sweetheart, Erling's omega.
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19 Jul 2026
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Google, how do I tell my former teammate that I've seen the tweets about him being an omega and I'm really confused?
Or—an iMessage style fic about the joys of the general public discussing rpf.
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14 Jul 2026
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“You don’t get to talk back now,” he whispers against Jude’s back, precum leaking at the way his whole body tenses. “Have I told you how mad I am at you yet?”
Whimpering and ducking his head but not before Erling sees the blush spreading across his cheeks, Jude shakes his head and whispers, “Tell me.”
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before, during, and after the england x norway game on saturday from an omegaverse perspective lol
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14 Jul 2026
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“You may stay here.” It’s only four words, but they rock his world. His eyes snap back up to Haaland, gratitude on the tip of his tongue.
“I have one condition, though,” Erling says, Jude nodding his head.
“Whatever it takes.”
”Be my mate. Your son will be my heir.” The floor falls from underneath Jude’s feet. It feels like he’s spiraling, like he can barely breathe.
“Excuse me?” Jude yells, his son opening his eyes.
[or: in an effort to escape an awful situation, jude bellingham finds himself begging for asylum on erling haaland’s shores. he gets more than he bargained for.]
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13 Jul 2026
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Two days before England face Norway in the World Cup quarter-final, Jude Bellingham is the only one who can't seem to keep it together in training, so when a careless plan to use his own scent against Erling Haaland backfires halfway through the match, it drags an old, unfinished thing between them right back to the surface.
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12 Jul 2026