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“You want to take care of me?” he proffered around a sip of his whiskey. Malfoy patted his thigh and then nodded toward her. “Come on then, sweetheart. Come have a seat so you can take care of Daddy.”
Hermione’s teeth clenched together tightly. She was going to throttle Harry for his asinine ‘by whatever means necessary’ principle.
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Or: A game of Cat and Mouse where both parties think they are the cat and only one of them is correct.
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"I'm sure I can find you the perfect wizard, Granger," Draco said.
Hermione's eyes sparkled in challenge. "Well, I'm certain that I could find the ideal witch for you first, Malfoy."
"Care to make it interesting?" Draco smirked. "Just a friendly wager between us?"
"You're on," she said with a smirk of her own.
"Can both of you just... not?" asked Harry miserably.
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09 Jun 2026
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Newly turned 30 and still happily UNmarried, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his mind filled with uncomfortable thoughts that aren't his own. Is he only imagining Ron Weasley's voice inside his head? Has he been cursed? Hexed somehow?
It's bad enough when the ginger git daydreams about last night's dinner... But when Weasley's lewd thoughts turn to Hermione Granger, Draco isn't sure how much more he can take before he breaks.
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09 Jun 2026
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After Hermione is (unfairly) sent to work in the Auror office, where Malfoy will be her supervisor for a whole bloody month, it seems like all hope of achieving her promotion is lost.
Until she finds a letter addressed to her—a filthy letter. And based on the incriminating position she finds Malfoy in when she confronts him—midway through a wank—there’s only one person who could have written it.
Perhaps they can help each other: early release in exchange for participating in the dirty scenarios in his unsent letters. Two weeks of no-strings sex with Malfoy and then they’ll go their separate ways—right?
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28 May 2026
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When the safety of the English Quidditch team is threatened on the cusp of the World Cup Final, Auror Hermione is sent in as part of the protection detail. Not only is she assigned to tail her ex—fit and annoyingly flirty seeker Draco Malfoy—but a curse threatens to take her life unless she sleeps with him… And that wouldn’t be such a problem if he hadn't already broken her heart.
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27 May 2026