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   Bad Dates Jukebox by DJpwp

   Fandom Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)

   • Explicit, Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Gen
   • Series in Progress

   20 Jul 2026

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Karl Heisenberg/Ethan Winters
   • Chris Redfield/Ethan Winters
   • Ethan Winters & Original Male Character(s)
   • Ethan Winters
   • Karl Heisenberg
   • Jack Baker (Resident Evil)
   • Nicholai Ginovaef | Nikolai Zinoviev
   • Salvatore Moreau
   • Bela Dimitrescu
   • Chris Redfield (Resident Evil)
   • Original Characters
   • Alcina Dimitrescu
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • The Duke (Resident Evil)
   • Daniela Dimitrescu
   • Cassandra Dimitrescu
   • Masturbation
   • who sexts using gmail?
   • you'd be surprised
   • Gay Karl Heisenberg
   • Bisexual Ethan Winters
   • Craigslist
   • AU but there's still something going on there
   • Karl Heisenberg Being An Asshole
   • Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements
   • Karl Heisenberg isn't a nice person
   • Drugs
   • Ethan Winters and the horrible terrible no good very bad first date
   • Mia is dead and that's a whole thing
   • Dry Humping
   • no alligators were harmed in the writing of this fanfic
   • Songfic
   • Warning for southern accent Heisenberg
   • Fear Play
   • But it's Mild
   • Molded Ethan Winters
   • but it's a bit more complicated than that - Freeform
   • Weird Shit
   • Sex Pollen adjacent
   • Blackmail
   • Ethan is just horny
   • what can i say
   • scent kink is accidental at best
   • Werewolf Karl Heisenberg
   • some gore
   • Rough Sex
   • Kink Negotiation
   • you can laugh Ethan Winters all the way to bed
   • Medical Inaccuracies
   • canon typical bullshit science
   • no one is a shining example of morality
   • Blow Jobs
   • Body Horror
   • Southern accent Heisenberg
   • Obsessive Behavior
   • Unsafe driving
   • mutated moreau
   • queers behaving badly
   • Sexual Frustration
   • don't worry too much about that second relationship tag
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Ethan Winters is unstable
   • and very horny
   • Ethan's kind of an asshole in this one
   • Everyone is kind of an asshole
   • Sex Pollen
   • Ethan's a revenant
   • Catholic Imagery
   • Partner Worship
   • Non-Standard Genitalia
   • Past Chris Redfield/Albert Wesker
   • Vampire Alcina Dimitrescu
   • monsters with human friends
   • Ethan really tries to have a normal one
   • Gore
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Dismemberment
   • Corpse Desecration
   • Ghouls
   • osha violations the fic

   Summary

   A series based around terrible Craigslist dating experiences and comedic music. Ethan might not think any of this is funny, but Heisenberg sure does.

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   08 Jun 2026