cursed_hog



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Ilya wrings out his shirt and tries to swallow the humilation burning at the back of his throat. "It is very funny," he says, flatly. "I am enjoying these jokes. I love to pay damages at every hotel. Is good for your poor sad American economy."

    "They do it to everyone," Price repeats, as if Ilya is just anybody and that makes it ok.

    Or: Ilya's rookie season costs more than expected.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,970
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    196
    Kudos:
    1,345
    Bookmarks:
    278
    Hits:
    8,069

    25 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Atsumu can’t tell what mixed him up more: the friends with benefits arrangement or the fake dating arrangement. The combination of both has made a mess of Atsumu’s head, and he wants nothing more than to move on from it.

    But ‘moving on from it’ seems impossible given the whole fake engagement thing. 

    Inspired by the prompt: "We're fake dating and I'm supposed to publicly break up with you but you pissed me off so I publicly proposed instead and now we're getting married, fuck."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,849
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    232
    Kudos:
    824
    Bookmarks:
    182
    Hits:
    11,980

    01 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

    Tags
    Summary

    Robby has always been good at being believed in.

    Samira Mohan is the kind of doctor who listens too long, cares too much, stays when she should move on. The kind of person who still thinks there’s something worth saving in the way people are treated, even here, even now. Robby sees it immediately and mistakes it for something that needs fixing.

    He builds her sharper. Faster. Smaller.

    She trusts him anyway.

    There is something almost holy in the way she believes in him. There is something deeply human in the way he ruins it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,464
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    428

    19 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 14

    Tags
    Summary

    One blustery morning, a short note arrives on Downey's desk that says: Patrician. Sektober 13. Soon after Vetinari receives an old newspaper clipping about the death of a colleague's father that occurred forty years ago. It doesn't take long for things to go a little wahoonie shaped with a dead girl in a tree, a two hundred year old mystery, and a creature stalking the streets of Ankh-Morpork.

    Of course, throughout all of this, Vetinari is fending off unsolicited advice from his aunt (buy a lint roller!) and begins to worry that he might be developing an approximation of something like maybe feelings, for a limited value of feelings, for one Master of the Assassins Guild.

    Naturally, nothing is every entirely straight forward and some families have old secrets.

    --
    Note: The title is an anagram.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    141,978
    Chapters:
    36/36
    Comments:
    345
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    3,736

    05 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “For what it’s worth…” Trinity says. “I didn’t kiss you to mess with you.”

    Victoria should probably be embarrassed of how fast she turns around. “Really?”

    It starts on the night of Victoria's twenty-first.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,848
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    147
    Kudos:
    1,644
    Bookmarks:
    446
    Hits:
    20,840

    04 Apr 2026