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a kiss with a fist is better than none by rescuemechinboyandshowmethestars for singmyheart
Fandoms: Point Break (1991)
14 Aug 2020
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“You didn’t come alone, did you?” Bodhi asks, breath hot and poisonous in Johnny’s ear.
“‘Course not,” says Johnny, the words scraping against his raw throat like knives. He turns his head to the side and spits blood, acrid and sharp. “I told them you’d go quietly. I got that part wrong, I guess.”
“How long?”
“Ten minutes,” Johnny says. “Could be less.”
Bodhi smiles at him. “Lot we can do in ten minutes.”also known as: WELL-THEN-WE'LLFUCKOUTSIDE-BITCH.jpeg
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07 Jul 2026
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The Currents Will Shift by sometimesalways (cherryvanilla) for robotsdance
Fandoms: Point Break (1991)
13 Dec 2022
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Johnny’s desire isn’t fueled by logic or morals.
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06 Jul 2026
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“I’m not going to play you for money, son.”
“Good. Because I actually haven’t got any.” Jud pulled a deck out of a desk drawer and returned to the coffee table, “This isn’t exactly a lucrative gig.”
“Well, now, it’s no fun without stakes.” As much as Benoit Blanc liked ‘winning’ when it came to a case, it was the import behind it that gave the puzzle meaning. Empty games held no interest for him. He’d pretty much dismissed the notion of the game when…
“Strip poker, then.”
Benit Blanc’s mind screeched to a halt.
Jud and Blanc play strip poker. It goes about how you'd expect. Smut in Chapter 2
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03 Jul 2026
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oh, what a way to die by halfbathalfchild (earlieststar)
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series), Dimension 20: City Council Of Darkness
21 Jun 2026
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This Blushing, the jumpstarting of stolen blood to awaken their veins and bring their dead, nocturnal bodies into movement isn't life. None of them are alive. This is a facsimile of what once had been, some useless longing for what they can't have, which is already all that she's made of, so why bother?
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25 Jun 2026
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Zaeth takes a more proactive approach to Swingles Night
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- Part 8 of Silly-ass Vampires
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19 May 2026
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“You're into this?” Mitch scoffed. He suspected as much, of course.
Zaeth narrowed his eyes, trying to discern if he was in bad trouble or good trouble. “Are you into it?”
“Pervert,” Mitch spat with satisfaction.
Zaeth smirked. “Yeah, I am. Are you?”
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- Part 6 of Silly-ass Vampires
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17 May 2026
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“You know, the more you deny it the more we’ll think it's true,” Zaeth says, in an out of character moment of helpfulness. “We’re just gonna keep thinking you're a nasty nasty pervert who likes to hang out at strip clubs.”
Mitch’s gait stumbles, and it's enough for Zaeth to look back over his shoulder. “Dude, are you hard right now?”
Mitch freezes. “No.”
Zaeth’s mouth twitches up into a little smirk as he turns around to face him fully. “You're totally fucking hard. You like getting called a perv.”Bookmarked by daddymortimer
15 May 2026
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Mama Angie's: Good Food. Great Company. Never Go All the Way Downstairs.
Zaeth and Darkness Man should have read the mug, but some rules are made to be broken.
TLDR: They fuck in the diner bathroom.
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- Part 1 of Bathroom Shenanigans
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14 May 2026
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Zaeth and Mitch go for a ride around town!
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09 May 2026
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"Hey, what the hell—"
"Jesus," spits Zaeth, swiping his knife-throwing hand back through his ratty hair. "It's just you—"
"Fucking—of course it's me! I literally just told you I was almost here, who else would it—"
"Are you capable of moving through like, the world, in any way other than 'skulking.'"
"Sorry," you spit out, because it's easier than dwelling on it, even though it's a lie and you're not sorry at all. "You're, uh. You're in need of assistance?"
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Of course you help a friend in need. It's the right thing to do.Bookmarked by daddymortimer
08 May 2026
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the road to ruin (and we're starting at the end) by seaspring (massivdisaster)
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series), Dimension 20: City Council Of Darkness
27 Apr 2026
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“I don’t want to share my coffin. I can’t fit anywhere else. I can barely fit in there as it is.”
“I’m not asking to share,” Zaeth says; Mitch turns to stare at him, baffled. Zaeth is leaning over the coffin lid now in a way that’s really emphasizing his bulging biceps.
(Mitch does not have much visible muscle. He’s strong, of course, but it’s not beautiful in the way Zaeth’s is. Zaeth looks every bit like a body builder, a human, and Mitch looks more like roadkill that simply cannot be torn apart. Like putty. Like cement. Something is inherently inhuman about him, and though he possesses the strength, it is not beautiful.
Not like Zaeth.)
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or: Zaeth decides he's taking Mitch's coffin. This goes over about as well as stepping into the sunlight.
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08 May 2026
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"Darkness Man stays up for three hours."
In Purpee proper just past the interstate, it's 4:30 am, and it's entirely possible that Mitch is the only person awake. And he's not even a person anymore.
He's a monster.
At the end of their first night in Purpee, Mitch is kept awake in his coffin. Zaeth decides to join, and remind him of why he's so restless.
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- Part 1 of d20 fic
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08 May 2026
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better have conviction (cause we want crimes of passion) by seaspring (massivdisaster)
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series), Dimension 20: City Council Of Darkness
23 Apr 2026
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“Darkness Man, could we count on you to do us a little favor?” HJ says now, relaxing a little. When did his hand get onto Mitch’s chest? “A teensy, tinsy favor?”
“Nothing big,” LaVonte agrees. “Nothing garish. Just a favor.”
“A solid for us, and we do a solid for you.”
“Like a contract.”
“Like a contract, Worthy, exactly. Look at you.”
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or: Mitch Frederick is starting to wonder if the whole "pervert" thing is just a projection from everyone else. He gets a bit distracted in the process.
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08 May 2026
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There's not rule that you can't jerk off when sucking a mortal dry.
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- Part 3 of Zaeth is a hoe
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08 May 2026
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if I tell L that he's pissed himself, will he think that I'm Kira? by halfmoon_teaspoon
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
04 May 2026
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Light swivelled around in his chair, mouth opening, and stopped dead.
L, in his crouching position, blissfully unaware as he studied Light's bookshelves, was wetting himself. A dark, heavy stain was spreading across the crotch of his pants. There was even a faint hissing noise as he relieved himself. L seemingly had no idea. He let out a small, pleased sigh.
Light felt himself get painfully hard. Every other part of his body was frozen.
No. No, God, NO. Was this a test? What was HAPPENING? L was pissing himself, in front of him, on his BED.
Death Note piss fic because this fandom deserves it >:3
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05 May 2026
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Pippin doesn't know much, but he's sure of two things: he's in love with Faramir, and the prince could never love him back. Pippin is wrong about a lot of things, too.
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01 May 2026
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Having taught Pippin one sort of lesson, Boromir finds the unruly young hobbit requires another.
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29 Apr 2026
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The ticking of his heart slows and then rapidly increases again when Maxwell approaches, his face flush, his eyes bright with adrenaline. Torse leans forward to press their foreheads together, half out of relief and half out of pure exhaustion, and Maxwell meets him halfway.
Except their foreheads are not touching. Maxwell is kissing him.
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13 Apr 2026
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“I really can’t stand you,” Jackie snapped, though her voice wavered just enough to betray her. Still, she pushed through. “And I can’t wait for you to leave this ranch and finally get out of my life.”
Shauna let out a dry chuckle, eyes flashing with something sharp. “You’re so desperate for me to fuck you it’s almost cute.”
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Jackie Taylor is about to marry her fiancé, but before the wedding, she decides to spend the summer at her family ranch. What she still doesn’t know is that her parents have hired none other than Shauna Shipman—her former best friend, the one she hasn’t seen in three years—to work there.
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10 Apr 2026
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“Yeah, well.” Sammie shrugs, finishing off his beer. “Maybe I was called here for a reason, same as you.”
Remmick sucks his teeth in response. He’s always been annoyed by church folk who believe everything is predetermined by God or such nonsense. Remmick has always made his own choices. They haven’t been good choices, but they’re his and Remmick sticks by them.
“I wasn’t called here.” Remmick informs Sammie, rolling his eyes. “I found my way here on accident. There’s a difference.”
“Oh, really?” And now Sammie is looking over at him, and despite the tragic story he just told there’s amusement sparkling in his gaze. “A thief and a murderer, living as a priest on accident? You really believe that?”
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Or: 1970s AU. Remmick is on the run from his past. He meets a young man named Sammie who is desperate to escape his future.
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02 Apr 2026