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Alastor and Vox make a simple deal with one another.
If one of them can predict five things Charlie Morningstar says within a day, then they win. If Alastor wins, Vox must promise not to air any negative publicity about the hotel, nor the princess.
If Vox wins, Alastor must do anything of Vox's request for an entire week.
A lighthearted deal between old friends. What could be the harm in it?
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Smut begins chapter two, and the first chapter can be read as a stand-alone thing, I think! I yap about the two a lot and I was inspired by The Office and generic romcoms soo yeah!
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17 Jun 2026
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Alastor notices something deeply amiss with Vincent.
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17 Jun 2026
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"Radio AND video. Me and you; we could rule Hell, together, as partners"
"As partners? Are you proposing Vincent?"What if instead of laughing his ass off and rejecting Vox, Alastor made Vox propose to him? Aka Alastor having his own agenda while Vox just accepts everything having the time of his life.
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- Part 1 of Unexpected marriage
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17 Jun 2026
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In the aftermath of his disastrous attempt at godhood, Vox develops an algorithm to analyze Alastor's every move, looking for any sign or signal that the Radio Demon is still thinking of him. When the algorithm starts to return results, Vox becomes more and more obsessed with trying to respond to the hidden messages Alastor is broadcasting.
AKA: Five times Vox thought Alastor was sending him hidden messages, and the one time he didn't.
“Fuck you, Vel. I’m being subtle, and responding to the message he sent me.”
“What fucking message?” Velvette threw her arms into the air. “He’s not sending you messages! You. Are. Making. Them. Up. It’s all in your head, you arsehole.”
“The algorithm doesn’t lie.”
“The algorithm might not, but your fucking damaged brain sure as shit does. You are seeing shit that just isn’t there.”
“Vel…”
“Show me this fucking message.”
Vox looked away from the screens as he demurred. “It’s complicated.”- Language:
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17 Jun 2026
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Vox has created a perfect, idealistic life for himself with Alastor. He has a loving husband, a beautiful house in a quiet neighborhood, and a promising career as the local car dealership’s top salesman.
It’s everything he’s ever wanted. His own personal paradise, his heaven.
But none of it’s real. It’s all lies, hosted within a virtual reality simulation, and Vox refuses to come out, even at the risk of his own life.
Back in the real world, Velvette and Valentino are at their wits end trying to figure out a way to get Vox out of that damn VR machine. Eventually, Velvette realizes that Alastor is the only one who can reach Vox inside the VR terminal.
Reluctantly offering his assistance in exchange for future favors, Alastor agrees to help get Vox out.
Little does he know, he’s in for one wild ride.
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13 Jun 2026