9 Works by davidpatricks
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Emiliya Hollander-Rozanova’s Deeply Personal, Ongoing Beef with Hockey as a Concept by davidpatricks
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Jun 2026
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Shane and Ilya quickly discover that their firstborn daughter is completely disinterested in hockey and are definitely being totally cool and normal about it
(or: vignettes of family life featuring girldads!Hollanov, Ilya enjoying being a figure skating dad way too much, and just so much fluff because these two deserve love and joy and peace)
(bumped up the rating a little because of language -- this is Shane and Ilya, after all!)
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i know i should be angry (but i can barely feel a fucking thing) by davidpatricks
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
19 May 2020
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Eloise deals with her traumatic past in ways that are all too familiar to David.
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- Part 7 of David and Patrick: Disaster Dads
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Patrick Brewer is definitely morosexual. Luckily, he married a man who occasionally says some very stupid things.
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- Part 5 of David and Patrick: Disaster Dads
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All The Other Boys Just Want Your Sex (I Just Want Your Text) by davidpatricks, deathbysandblk
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
21 Jun 2019
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David was high when he put his number on the wall of a bathroom in New York. He never expected what would happen as a result.
Patrick, having recently been broken up with again, was bored and needed something to do. When he spotted the number on the bathroom wall, he decided to text it.
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Look Inside You and Be Strong by davidpatricks for deathbysandblk
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
08 Jun 2019
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David and Patrick renew their vows.
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- Part 4 of David and Patrick: Disaster Dads
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Take My Heart to the End of the World by davidpatricks for deathbysandblk
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
27 May 2019
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April 2nd, 2027: Patrick takes the girls on a very important hike.
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- Part 3 of David and Patrick: Disaster Dads
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David gasped sharply, his hand flying to cover his mouth. The whole world suddenly felt a thousand miles away, and all that remained was David. Alone. No Patrick to support him, no Stevie to ground him. About to subject his daughter to one of the most traumatic experiences a child could endure — and Eloise had already been through so much in her ten-and-a-half years on Earth. It wasn’t fair, all the pain this little girl had been forced to experience, and he and Patrick were supposed to be her safe haven. Living with them was meant to be the end of her suffering, and yet here they were, and David felt useless.
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- Part 2 of David and Patrick: Disaster Dads
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The evolution of David's thoughts on children.
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- Part 1 of David and Patrick: Disaster Dads
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I like to think I have everything I want from this life by rentheadedgleek (davidpatricks)
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
28 Mar 2019
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It’s one of the first rules Amy establishes when they start discussing baby names. But, much like spaghetti when you have a small pot, rules were made to be broken.