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“Alright then,” Garcia continued, “truth: what’s a sentence you wish you never said? Like the thing you said that keeps you up at night the most.”
Oh, fuck Penelope Garcia. Fuck her understanding ass who will always listen to your struggles over a glass of wine. Fuck her for listening to Emily’s grievances over Will and JJ’s relationship which she helped set up back in Miami, by the way.
Oh god. That was it wasn’t it. Fuck her stupid sapphic yearning tendencies.
“Fuck, uh…” She took a deep breath, looking over to JJ for a brief second before looking down at her beer, taking another long sip before speaking, “probably when I said ‘you should go for him’ like a decade ago.”
AKA truth or dare leads to Emily confessing her love for JJ
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“Do you need a hand Trinity?”
“No, no I’m fine, shit-hole’s just ancient. It takes a while sometimes.”
“Trinity, I don’t mind helping, and if you need help, I’m willing to offer some.” Fuck, why was she so kind and earnest?! Trinity couldn’t handle it, not the earnestness of every sentence she spoke. The kindness of her voice each time she said anything. The worry on her face whenever she interacted with a patient. And, fuck, why’d she say her name like that everytime too!
Trinity couldn’t help but oblige, drawn to doing whatever Baran asked, especially when her attending was looking at her like that, with careful compassion deep in her eyes. “Fuck it, yeah, I could use a hand.”
“Alright,” Baran had a coy smirk on her face, “do you want a lift?”
“What?!” Trinity was shocked to say the least, nope she wasn’t getting a lift from her hot as fuck boss, nope nope, nope “Yeah, fucking hell, sure why not.”
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AKA Baran offers Trinity a favour, Trinity gets confused on wtf is happening and they fuck a few days later
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“Y'know what Emily? Go get fucked! I'm leaving.” JJ finished still seething with anger as she stormed out of the office and past the glaring eyes of her colleagues who tried, and failed, to avert their gaze, still attempting to process what had just happened before themselves.
She sunk into the couch under the weight of her actions, putting on some shitty new dating show that she said she couldn't care less about, her lips hung around the bottle's in a desperate kiss as she drowned herself in alcohol as her apartment around her started to turn into an unintelligible haze.
Still, as her blood alcohol levels rose, her mind kept reverting back to Emily whilst she continued to debate if she was in the right or wrong. JJ couldn't stop debating within herself when her phone started to ring. She picked it up and as she read the caller ID her wine glass fell out of her hand and onto the rug below her. Emily had called.
Why the fuck had Emily called?
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A.K.A jemily angst based on a conan gray song! (JJ finds out abt baugate)
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“On that note, everyone take 5, do a walk around the bullpen or to the front office and back, I don't care, just clear your heads real quick.” Prentiss announced, slight sighs of admiration could be heard if you really listened.
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"Look at me,” she said, pulling Emily's chin into her forefinger to force eye contact with her, “we're gonna get him, you I mean,” JJ placed a delicate kiss to Emily's lips, “you are a fucking genius in disguise and I'm so proud of you already.” She placed another kiss to the Unit Chief's lips muffling Emily's moan from the praise. She'd always been into it, praise that is, not just in the bedroom–or office in this case–her therapist would say its a coping method from her oppresive and constrictive childhood but Emily would just saying ‘its really fucking nice to be called a good girl.’
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JJ fucks Emily in her office during a break whilst trying to save Reid in 'Green Light.'
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Vi followed her, her own legs moving before her mind followed. Vi didn’t know why she was being pulled towards this woman but she was never going to argue when she was walking towards a beautiful woman, who she most certainly wanted to get to know.
Vi didn’t realise how close she’d gotten to being right behind this woman, when her mind rejoined her position, she was less than two feet away from, quite literally, stepping on her toes. “Oh, shit! Sorry, I.. uhm.. didn’t mean to be.. uh, g-get this close.” Vi continued to stutter as the words left her mouth.
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A cowboy Caitvi AU where lesbians are useless and crush hardddd.
(Title is from a Noah Kahan song btw.)
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“Agatha’s mouth freed itself from your skin, traveling back up and coming to a stop by your ear where she nipped at the shell. ‘Tell us how bad you want it. We wouldn’t want anything untoward happening back here, would we?’ The irony wasn’t lost on you or Rio, who snickered from her place in front of you.”
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Restaurant AU where Agatha and Rio help the reader “relax”
Please read tags thoroughly, while I am not responsible for your triggers I also don’t wish to set any of them off.
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- Part 3 of Song Fics
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03 Jun 2026
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bound to you by santhique
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
22 Apr 2026
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She pauses, and you look up at her with a dumb smile, trying to gauge what she’ll ask you. “How old are you? I told Jinx I ain’t renting to anyone underage.”
“Oh…no no…I’m twenty-three.” Ten years younger than Sevika. Ten years less experienced.
She hums, “Good.”
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You move in with one of Jinx's older friends, Sevika, and develop a relationship that borders on control and that of a wife and husband.
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01 Jun 2026
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While watching Heated Rivalry with your wife, one of Ilya's questions to Shane makes Agatha wonder the same thing about you. And then she wants to test it.
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31 May 2026
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“Are you sure this is allowed? I don’t want you to get in trouble because of me.” You let out a small gasp when Agatha’s knuckles grazed over the inside of your thigh, stopping just short of your cunt.
“Don’t worry, pet. Let this happen. This is what you’re supposed to do.” Her hands were back at your hips, her grip on you almost bruising, ensuring you wouldn’t leave her. “You’ll do this for me, wont you? You’ll be Mommy’s good puppy?”OR
Oneshot based on the song I Wanna Be Your Dog and the fact that the author is unreasonably attracted to Agatha calling people pet and has some exploration to do
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- Part 1 of Song Fics
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31 May 2026
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Baby, we're a scandal (way too hot to handle) by chelterlude (thespinningmeanie)
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
24 Apr 2026
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“Did you know why I chose cerulean for this Met Gala?”
Andy, despite her tears, snorted.
“It was spring. Florals. Groundbreaking.” She listed out while peppering kisses all over Miranda with each word, biting back a grin as she skirted around the answer she knew Miranda wanted to hear.
“And?” Miranda impatiently asked, her hands framing Andy’s face as she leaned in, their noses touching.
“Me.” Miranda fervently kissed her. “It was for me.” She swallowed the moan Andy let out when she thrusted. “You did it because of me.”
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What Miranda and Andy did during that helicopter ride
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30 May 2026