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“I just had to give Jamie the day off because Jamie, the fucking lynch pin in our entire fucking strategy, has not slept since before the Arsenal match.”
“Why hasn’t he slept?”
“Because all these twats won’t leave him the fuck alone.”
“That’s a bit harsh, isn’t it?”
“No.” Roy waved his phone around. “He’s bombarded with texts every day. He’s not sending out texts at fucking midnight because he needs ice cream and cuddle time.”
“That’s happening?”
“Constantly.”
(Or, Jamie just really wants to be there for his teammates, and Roy really wants to strangle anybody who doesn't put Jamie's wellbeing first)Bookmarked by desert_windmill
29 Nov 2025
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Jamie stops for coffee and successfully kisses every person there, which doesn't happen often. He's not one of those nerds who track their numbers, but usually in a public space there are a few who aren't up for it. Today the place is packed with customers, and he lands every single one plus the baristas. Legend.
It's a sign, he decides. Today is the day he finds his bond.
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- Part 1 of checkverse
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14 Nov 2025
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Hospital Ball (Jamie Tartt's Adventures in Matchmaking) by dannyPURO
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
08 Jun 2023
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Jamie's the best matchmaker ever--Roy and Keeley are gonna be back together before they even realize what's hit them. He's also, maybe, possibly fucking Roy on the side, but that's just until Roy gets back with Keeley and everything goes back to normal. Yente shit, like. (Note: This is not what anybody else thinks is going on, like, at all.)
In which Roy tries to be a good boyfriend to someone who doesn't know he has a boyfriend, Keeley and Jamie can't figure out who's stealing Roy from whom, and Jamie ponders the ethics of plagiarizing a blowjob for the greater good and learns to cook in the meantime. A comedy of errors.
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11 Nov 2025
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roy and jamie fall in love quite easily, it turns out.
or: roy is there for jamie at the man city game and then he never leaves.
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- Part 1 of roy and jamie's rom-com
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05 Nov 2025
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“Can’t believe a pretty thing like you has to come begging to the Red Hood,” he says against Tim’s neck. “Thought they’d be lining up down the block for you. Thought Daddy would need to get the shotgun.”
“You’re the one with the shotgun,” Tim points out.
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Tim’s benched with a broken arm and starts playing Jason’s personal Oracle. Things escalate.
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the things i'd do to you (if i had a mile in his shoes) by chthonicjason
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics)
19 Feb 2020
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His attention gets caught, immediately, on the arms supporting his weight. His arms, presumably, except no. Absolutely not. Pale, freckled skin; broad, callused hands; strong, tattooed arms; a thin, silvery scar on the right ring finger from catching a knife wrong when they’d been fourteen.
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27 Oct 2022
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It’s not the scary leather man Dick wants, but the one he needs right now.
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30 Sep 2022
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I'll Tell You My Sins And You Can Sharpen Your Knife by geckoholic for arysteia
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
14 Apr 2017
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Sometimes Jason forgets that there's an old wound on Dick in a similar shape. That Jason left for a faraway land once before and didn't come back.
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27 Sep 2022
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of an alien-manufactured prosthetic arm, will choose the exact moment that said arm begins to malfunction (erotically?) to realize that his closest and dearest friend is, indeed, fuckable.
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Or, the struggling Shiro/hairy Keith fic we all deserve.
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08 Sep 2022
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We can never go back by empires for wellthatjusthappend
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Titans (Comics)
28 Aug 2020
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After a brush with certain death, the secret with which Dick has wrestled his entire life becomes a truth he had never imagined.
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23 Aug 2022
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Legal Jargon by empires
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
20 Apr 2018
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A legal au wherein nothing legal takes place.
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17 Aug 2022
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Lost Days!Jason trolls Officer Grayson!Dick in Blüdhaven. Dick counter-trolls with the power of love. (It's super effective.)
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01 Aug 2022
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Keith forgets, sometimes. He’ll wind himself so tightly holding on to negatives, packing every bitter little thought behind gritted teeth, because he forgets, even now, that he doesn’t have to anymore. He doesn’t need to keep it all in until he can’t help but lash out.
(Keith has a bad day. Shiro takes care of him.)
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27 Jun 2022
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Jay needs to be tied up and taken for a ride.
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- Part 1 of JayTim works
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03 Jun 2022
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two blushing pilgrims by ShowMeAHero
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
16 Feb 2022
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When Jim slides in at the last second, the doors slipping shut behind him, Spock still waits for a moment. It’s only once he’s sure they’re moving that he says, “I believe you were the one who suggested we conceal our true relationship with one another from the rest of the crew.”
“We are,” Jim says, so obviously delighted. He’s grinning away, not a care in the world. Just the look of him makes Spock’s insides feel— lighter. “It’s not my fault you get all embarrassed every time I look at you.” Jim leans in closer, elbow bracing him against the silver wall. “Do you have a crush on me, Mr. Spock?”
“I will crush you if you like.”
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15 May 2022
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Post-JL: Steppenwolf isn't interested in accepting defeat and walking away. Superman's proven that he's the key to conquering Earth, and Steppenwolf returns with a plan for how to deal with him. A plan that Bruce is able to throw a wrench into—but not without certain unintended consequences.
Written as a fill for the dceu_kinkmeme prompt: Bruce/Clark, involuntary soulbonding. (Full prompt in author's notes.)
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13 May 2022
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Left Side Advantage by susiecarter
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DC Extended Universe, Man of Steel (2013)
01 May 2018
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Post-MoS AU: A year after Black Zero, the Metropolis city government decides to hold a commemorative gala, with Superman as a guest of honor. And after a year of trying to gather intelligence on Superman without all that much success to speak of, Bruce Wayne is definitely going to attend. Except it turns out he may not be the only one with plans for Superman, and there might be a few other pieces of the puzzle that he's been missing.
Or: Bruce Wayne's illustrated, step-by-step guide to how not to shake hands.
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13 May 2022
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beneath six layers of silk by darkredloveknot (enheduane)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Mar 2020
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While exorcising a haunting, Lan Wangji gets cursed with a brand of honesty, and is forced to speak his every thought out loud.
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18 Jul 2021
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Nile watches as Joe gets to his feet and heads towards Nicky, calling out something to him in Italian. Nile is torn between learning Italian, so that she can know what they’re saying, and feeling like it’s an intrusion on something that she’s not meant to hear. "He's very protective of Nicky, isn't he?"
"You're only noticing that now?" Andy asks wryly.
“It all seems a little bit one-sided, that’s all,” Nile muses. “I've never seen Nicky be as...violently protective over Joe.” Andy just hums, and Nile glances over at her. “You think I’m wrong? I know I haven’t been around long, but I’ve seen Joe get killed in a bunch of messy ways and Nicky has never done…that.”
Andy just hums again. “Look again,” she says when Nile throws her hands up in frustration. “Watch more closely. You’ll know when you see it.”
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27 Apr 2021
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"How do you know me?”
Yusuf’s not smiling anymore. He’s serious, more stoic than Nicolo’s ever seen him. Then again they’ve never been anything to one another but faces in the fog of their minds and twirls of steel in the mud. There’s no time for impassivity when you're fighting like that.
“I have known you all my life. Only now, you speak back to me.” It’s rough the way he says it, grating in the throat. Nicolo finds himself suddenly chilly, despite the fire and fragrant drops of sizzling hare fat.
“Only in my language,” Nicolo says, trying to lighten the air. “That’s not really fair.”
Yusuf shrugs. “I was a merchant. I traveled to many places. Genova was one of them. Besides—” His eyes sparkle across the fire. “I have plenty of time to teach you.”
(Or five times Nicky hears Joe speak his language and one time Nicky returns the favor.)
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27 Apr 2021