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    no · @raisedbyparrots• 5 h

    stuck in the window seat beside a sad tall dude who has 85 elbows somehow, thank god this is a short flight

    this is interesting- he's writing a text message LOVE CONFESSION and is concentrating so hard on it that I don't think he's noticed me reading every word 👀

    Love interest is named EDDIE, and he has a WIFE #planemanloveseddie

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    26 Jun 2026

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    #planemanloveseddie

  2. Public Bookmark 88

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    “Eddie, what are you whispering?” The wife says, tossing her hair around and giggling. “You don’t have any surprises for me, do you?”

    Eddie visibly chokes back another round of land-lover vomit. “Actually, Myra. I do have a surprise.” He reaches into his suit jacket with trembling hands, and Richie doesn’t really want to see what he pulls out. They’re already fucking married, according to this broad, so what else could they possibly do in front of him?

    “Why don’t I get you two started off with something to drink?” Richie says, remembering he’s here working and not actually trapped in a torrid love triangle with two strangers.

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    06 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 54

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    Richie could afford to make a full-time job out of waiting around for Eddie. The love he felt had solidified long ago, turned into an iridescent insect trapped in amber in place of a heart; it wasn’t going anywhere. It was fine.

    But Eddie didn’t have the luxury of screening his manager’s calls or fucking off across the country the way Richie had. Where Richie was happy to feed him breakfast and shirk responsibility, Eddie had a job to try to keep, a wife to try to lose, and plenty of unprocessed trauma to caulk the gaps in between. If only Richie could’ve picked up on it sooner, they might still be in their perfect little bubble.

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    Richie and Eddie broke up, Stan and Patty are having a baby, and the gang goes to the Georgia Aquarium.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    "No, I would've remembered this," Richie says, folding his hand around the un-bandaged parts of Eddie's hand. The gold ring glints on his pinky.

    Eddie explains how he stabbed himself and Richie nearly dies. His laughter sounds like someone peeling out on fresh blacktop.

    "Okay, yeah, hyuck it up, you goofy bitch," Eddie says.

    "How many times is that? Four? The universe wants you to be penetrated, Eds," Richie says. "It cannot get enough of you."

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    03 Jul 2026

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    “Eddie Kaspbrak, repeat after me: ‘I am a sloppy bitch.’”

    Eddie sighs. “I am a sloppy bitch.”

    “Good. Now that we’ve got that sorted, let’s break up with your wife and boyfriend.”

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    02 Jul 2026

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    REDDIE IS RUINING MY LIFE. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING.