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Salesman of the Year by disasterbitch
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
22 Jul 2026
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Ilya Rozanov: Cliff tells me you are the best salesperson here.
Shane Hollander: Yeah, I guess I’ve been getting some good deals lately.
Ilya Rozanov: Good for you.
Shane Hollander: Thanks.
Ilya Rozanov: Enjoy it while it lasts.
Shane Hollander: Sorry?
Ilya Rozanov: I have no intention of being the second best, so.
Shane Hollander: Ok, give it your best shot then.
Ilya Rozanov: Oh I will.
Shane Hollander: Good.
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Or: Heated Rivalry, but instead of hockey, it’s tech sales.
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Secret Santa by disasterbitch
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
21 Jul 2026
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Secret Santa 2015
Dear Shane Hollander,
Thank you for participating in the MLH Secret Santa!
This year, you will be sending a gift to: Ilya Rozanov (Boston Raiders).
In order to get to know him and get a personalized gift, you will get access to an encrypted messaging app where you can ask him questions. Make sure you don't reveal who you are!
Please send your gift before December 15th to the Boston Raiders social media manager’s office at the address below.
Merry Christmas!
The MLH Social Media Team
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Or: Shane and Ilya never hooked up, Shane needs to get Ilya a secret santa gift, and Ilya is on a mission to figure out who his secret santa is.
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A Private Tour of Lake Como with Captain Ilya by disasterbitch
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
16 Jul 2026
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"We are going on a boat tour of the lake!"
"Oh, cool!"
Shane was a little underwhelmed by the surprise. He assumed they would do this at some point. A boat was the best way to see the villas and towns surrounding the lake. He wasn't sure why Rose was making a big deal out of this.
"But, not just any tour," she continued. "The captain of this specific boat is, according to about 35 reviews on TripAdvisor, 'the hottest guy you'll ever see'."
There it was. She was trying to set him up again. With an Italian boat captain this time, so at least she got points for originality.
"Rose. Do not try to set me up with some random Italian man."
"First of all, he's not Italian, he's Russian. And he's not random. In fact, I did extensive research about him. He used to play hockey!"
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Or, after the Prospect cup in 2008, Ilya disappeared and never made it to the NHL. 18 years later, he's driving a tour boat on Lake Como, and Shane is his passenger.
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Tutorial to add Instagram comments to your fic with the instgarm comments work skin
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What it says on the tin.
A mock-up of instagram direct messages without having to use screenshots.
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Have you ever wanted to put a Tumblr post in your fic? Even if you haven't, you now can!
This is a tutorial on how to mimic different Tumblr post types using a work skin, without using screenshots.
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Emergency Contact by Itspepperbesties
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 May 2026
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555-123-181
If someone got bleach in their eye what should they do
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Go the the ER and get an eye wash
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Okay but is that really necessary or can I just wash it myself
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According the the Internet you might need eye drops for a couple days after so ER it is
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Urgh fiiine
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Ilya was looking for advice when he text the wrong number
Shane couldnt leave a random stranger on read during an emergencySeries
- Part 1 of Emergency Contact
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Does it count as catfishing? (Even if neither know) by Nianiika
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Mar 2026
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“Go get laid, dude.” Hayden had snickered at him while they sat at the bar in the Hotel. The others had laughed at the innocent joke while Shane's face felt like it would explode any second.
And maybe it wouldn’t hurt to have someone to talk to about something else for once. Maybe his obsession with hockey wasn't that healthy after all.
So Shane did the one thing that made the most sense: downloading the first “dating app” that popped up in the App Store to try to meet new people. Preferably people who don’t know who he is.
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Shane downloads a dating app and out of every possible person, he matches with none other than Ilya Rozanov.
But neither know who the other person isSeries
- Part 1 of Technically This Isn’t Catfishing