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“...If you were going to do this, you should have finished the job, Mecha Man.” The villain's quiet, hoarse voice drifted toward Robert's ears, and Robert finally looked around himself long enough to digest the magnitude of the destruction around him. Almost like the villain had intended to burn everything down to ashes, including himself.
Ugh, fuck. Fucking fuck.
or; what if a trip to jail wasn't the end of that fated encounter?
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While Chad is trying to be a good person by escorting Robert home, they get hit by a superpower that makes it very painful for them to be more than a few feet apart. In trying to figure out how to be together under these new conditions, they learn a lot more about each other and slowly fall in love.
Or, the Reverse Social Distance AU that emmasmoke8 keeps yapping about on Tumblr
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Trigger Warning: Implied/referenced self-harm, body dysmorphic disorder, jokes about murder/suicide, more to be addedSeries
- Part 1 of the reverse social distance au
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“We have a…situation,” she explains cautiously, gesturing toward the still-closed door. “We found a group of children.”
“Children?” Robert echoes. “Have you notified the parents?”
“Yeah…” Her nose wrinkles into a worried expression he’s never seen on her face before. It’s as if she’s trying to find a way to tactfully work around what she’s going to say next, which Robert takes as a bad sign for worse news.
Oh, yeah. Now, he’s genuinely worried.
“...And?”
“Well…” Mandy says slowly. She hesitates, as if picking several different ways to phrase the unthinkable before settling with: “They, uh. They named you.”
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In which the multiverse has a little hiccup, which results in Robert Robertson having to take care of his children from alternate lives and send them home.
This will be easy. Right? Right...
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- Part 1 of baby fever AU
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some things never change (but other things do) by lycheewine
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
22 Feb 2026
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When Wei Wuxian wakes up in Cloud Recesses after fainting on Dafan mountain, the last thing he expected is for Jiang Cheng to show up there unannounced.
Actually, the fact that Lan Zhan and Jiang Cheng are together is even more unexpected.
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Pictures of you (pictures of me) by Marcielles_Musings, thelittlewyrm
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
08 Mar 2026
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"Ooo, Bae come take a look at this!"
It starts with a photo of Flambae cradling Mecha Man's face. They look like they're in love - they're not.
Of course it goes viral. Flambae had just been trying to check Robbo was okay after a tough fight, but the truth apparently doesn't matter. The truth doesn't sell tabloids. Instead, the internet is flooded with theories of Mecha Man and 'Ex-Con' Flambae's relationship, and every time they go out on a mission together, swarms of reporters try to get them to give a statement.
The rest of the team thinks it's hilarious. Robert, meanwhile is being surprisingly good about it and has been like coaching him on how to deal with the paparazzi. It's kinda nice actually.
He's not falling for Mecha Man though, no matter what the media says!
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