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    Core four and the moments in between. A series of one-shots centering around Mal, Jay, Evie and Carlos.

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    Rose just scoffs silently and shakes her head. “Forget it, Shane. That’s Ilya Rozanov.” At Shane’s raised eyebrows and another, slightly stronger, shove with his elbow, Rose begrudgingly elaborates. “He’s the captain of the hockey team, pretty well-known on campus. And the one thing everyone knows is that the moment you want him, you've already lost.”

    Shane frowns, leaning in a bit closer to his friend. “What does that even mean? Is he taken?” he questions, annoyed but still curious.

    “Nah, he’s a weirdo,” Rose giggles, stifling the sounds behind her hand when a shush sounds from behind them. “Rozanov loves the chase. He’s got a thing for people who don’t want him, but the moment they show interest back and let him hit he gets bored and moves on. I swear he has some issues he needs to go to therapy for, ‘cause that’s just not normal.”

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    Or; Shane wants Ilya Rozanov, so he devises a plan to get him. He takes it way too fucking far. Ilya takes it even further.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    A silly Hollanov Social Media AU, in which Shane has been running the most trusted Ilya updates account for almost a decade, but one day, he accidentally breaks character and sends Hockey Twitter into a spiral to help him get laid.

    [Originally posted on Twitter here.]

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    29 May 2026

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    Hayden had been expecting this call for months.

    He had known somewhere deep within himself that it was coming, ever since the Centaurs' plane crashed and his best friend lost the love of his life – even if Hayden had never cared that much for the man himself.

    Watching Shane receive the news from J.J.'s careless mouth, watching him bend over at the waist like someone had scraped out his inner organs–

    Yeah, Hayden knew.

    He was weirdly proud of Shane for holding out this long.

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    24 May 2026

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    Frustrated that his attempts to flirt with Shane are going nowhere, Ilya asks Reddit for help. Non-traditional A/B/O universe. Plotless.

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    09 May 2026

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    And so it had started.
    They made meal plans together, cooked together, but once the food was made, it was all Ilya's decision. Ilya filled his plate, Ilya packed his lunches, Ilya distributed the snacks. When they went to a restaurant, Ilya pre-screened the menu and told him what to order.
    He loved Ilya so much for doing this for him. He also hated him for it, on fear food days.

    OR: Shane has given up control about his food to Ilya. Ilya decides that it is time for Shane to face one of his fear foods. Shane struggles, and Ilya is there to help him through it.

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    06 May 2026