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    “Uhm, yes, you installed my home security system a couple of months ago. But the front door code isn’t working.”

    “My apologies sir! Can you give me your name and address? I will pull up your file and get this fixed as quickly as possible.”

    “Oh sure, sorry. This is Shane Hollander, my address is 239 Kodiak Way.”

    Ilya almost fell out of his chair in his haste to grab a pen, knocking over the IHeartLoons mug that held an assortment of pens and pencils. Blyat! Svetlana gave a quizzical look. On the other end of the phone line, Shane asked “Is everything okay?”

    With his most nonchalant voice, Ilya replied “Oh yes, my co-worker just dropped some supplies. It is all fine.” As Svetlana glared at him, Ilya silently mouthed "It is SHANE HOLLANDER" but she couldn’t understand him. She walked over to look at the computer screen and saw the name on the file that he just brought up. Wiggling her eyebrows, she started puckering her lips, making kissing noises and hugging herself in a fake embrace. Ilya swatted at her as he tried to remember how to operate a keyboard.

    or Ilya owns a security company and Shane is locked out of his house.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov never hooked up at the CCM commercial.

    Now it's 2017. Yuna Hollander is concerned that Shane doesn't have many friends, so she signs him up on a buddy network website.
    Shane gets paired with someone else looking for a 'buddy', not knowing that it's his on-ice rival, Ilya Rozanov.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.

    The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.

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    Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
    Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    "Hi, solnyshko.”
    The Russian pet name set a firework off inside Shane's mind as he heard it cooed from behind him. The intonation was just as he remembered, but the voice was much deeper.

    He turned and felt himself short circuit. It took every ounce of willpower to not let his jaw drop cartoonishly to the floor. Shane would recognize his individual features anywhere, even after 5 years. But it was as if someone had snapped their fingers and the smug, silly Russian boy who had been attached to Shane's hip for 3 summers was transformed into some sort of fucking Adonis right before his eyes.

    “Ilya-” was all Shane managed before strong arms were wrapped around his waist and lifting him off the ground in a greeting all too familiar from years ago.

     

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    When Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov spent their summers as teens in an elite hockey camp, they quickly became inseparable friends. But they lose touch when Shane moves on as a prospect for the NHL and Ilya for the KHL.

    Years later, Montreal makes a bold move to take the hottest player in the KHL. After hearing of the Russian's reputation, the Montreal Captain is tasked with keeping his old best friend and new teammate out of trouble.

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    02 Jun 2026

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