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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    When Benjamin Parker died he left Peter the only valuable thing he owned: a 1969 Ford Mustang 429 Boss. That was almost a decade ago. Now, Uncle Ben is probably rolling over in his grave since illegal street racing was 100% not the intented outcome.

    Spiderman by day and king of the streets by night, a jaded Peter Parker is tired of being the hero. Harley Keener is the unfortunate mechanic who fixes Peter’s beautiful, abused car (and sometimes Peter).

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    04 Jul 2026

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    01 Jul 2026

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    CEO of Stark Industries, Harley Keener, and head of Avengers of Spider-Man have a Twitter feud, and no one knows why they hate each other's guts.

    Featuring memes and slang that will most likely be outdated by the time this story is set.

    (sort of a sequel to teetering the line on borrowed time)

    2023 Parkner Awards Winner for Best Social Media AU!

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Stark Industries is the world's leading engineering firm, researching and developing technology in almost every field of human existence - apart from weaponry, and everyone knows why that is. For some reason, there's a kid running round. Goes by Parker, Peter Parker. He's got a badge, he probably works here, the system says he's an intern. As far as everyone is concerned, that's all there is to it. Alas, Peter Parker is blissfully unaware that he has somehow gained thousands of colleagues. Sure, he signed the paperwork... but since when did Mr Stark explain things?

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    29 Jun 2026