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Prima Ballerina meets Pillow Princess by liaonoccasion
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
09 May 2024
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Satoru's been having trouble seeming passionate and happy and carefree in her ballet and she can't seem to get out of her head. That is until she stumbles across a street dancer who brings light back to her Prima Ballerina heart.
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- Part 1 of Goge as Girls
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24 May 2026
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what lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why by anagramforbaby
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
20 Apr 2026
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Years? No wonder Zan-Zan’s buff as hell now! Jabber’s mind reels from the implications… Zanka must be lying. What in the Abyss would compel him to join this raggedy-ass band of losers? How could he ever replace the thrill of fighting strong enemies with mindless trash beasts? Something's not adding up.
And another thing: it’s allegedly been years, and Zanka still has that fuck-ass mullet? Jabber’s eyes crinkle, and Zanka bristles. “What?”
“On God we gon’ get you a better barber, man,” Jabber wheezes with a laugh.Or: Jabber wakes up in Cleaner HQ missing 3 years of memory. Zanka refuses to fill him in on it.
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- Part 1 of janka amnesia au
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- English
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- 26,056
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- 10/10
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27 Apr 2026
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curse, bless me now by smolcatinacoat for Jorque
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
29 Jul 2024
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The first thing Fushiguro Toji does upon his re-entrance into the world of the living is find the nearest convenience store.
Eventually, he walks out of the store to sit on the curb, the quiet jingle tune of the door sensor ringing in his ears. He sits there for a moment, oddly numb as a cold air sweeps through the dim street. He takes a moment to blankly lift the hem of his shirt and feels nothing when he looks down to find the twisted, raised skin of his stomach, swirling on the side of his abdomen where a crater should’ve been. He raises a hand to his temple, a headache blinding but still unable to mask the death dream of a Megumi all grown up.
Not a Zen’in, huh?
“Huh. That shitty punk really killed me.”
The observation hits nothing but the cold air of the night and his own ears. He lets himself go still for a moment before chugging the rest of his third can of Asahi.
OR: Toji finds himself risen from the dead twice over.
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- English
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- 11,132
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- 1/1
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05 Apr 2026
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a love that keeps me waiting by Neyasochi
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Jul 2025
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When an encounter with a special grade goes slightly awry, Satoru finds himself cursed to be the desire and fixation of everyone who lays eyes on him… only none of his eager pursuers are the sole person he actually wants the attention from.
He seeks out Geto Suguru in the hopes of reliving their less contentious past—and maybe stealing a kiss or two in the process—but gets far more than he bargained for.
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- 2/2
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25 Mar 2026
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still in love with all your sins by Neyasochi
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
26 Aug 2024
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Shoko lights his cigarette first, then hers. They each take a drag and sigh.
“Holding up okay?”
“Oh, you know how it is when your best friend-slash-crush murders your estranged parents and takes off into the night without so much as a backward glance.” Suguru shrugs, having since settled into the strange new normal of a life devoid of Satoru.
“Oh, so now you’ll admit you were crushing on him,” Shoko complains.
In which Satoru Gojo defects instead.
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- English
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- 10/10
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25 Mar 2026
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Pretty Reporters are Always in Need of Saving by Mild and Hammered (pillage_and_lute)
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
29 Sep 2024
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Bruce Wayne has no problem being Matches Malone to get the job done, but sometimes his job turns out to include rescuing Clark from the various dangers of being too wholesome in Gotham at night. He's a walking trouble magnet, and of course Bruce will pull him out of trouble, so long as Clark doesn't blow his cover. Wait...Clark does know that Matches is a cover, right?
Superbat Week 2024-Prompt fill for Day 4: This is a love story/this is a detective story- Damsel in Distress
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- Part 4 of Superbat Week 2024
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- English
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29 Sep 2025
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Some of the newly-formed League explores their new headquarters and discovers a pair of trespassers.
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29 Sep 2025
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Small Favors by susiecarter for Brenda
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Justice League (2017)
03 Aug 2019
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Bruce doesn't exactly intend to start doing nice things for Clark. But once he has, he can't stop—and maybe Clark doesn't want him to try.
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28 Sep 2025
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Clark thought he had a pretty good idea of what a relationship with Bruce Wayne would be like. He thought wrong. He especially wasn’t expecting Bruce’s affinity for pet names.
He isn’t complaining about it, though.
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28 Sep 2025
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ship-to-ship combat by pomeloquat
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
03 Jan 2024
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"Clark. What the hell is this," Lois asks, staring at Clark's Bruceman WIP folder. Clark's first instinct is to fly away, but that would still leave his fic on display for her to see. His second instinct is to blast a hole straight through his laptop screen with his heat vision, which isn't much better.
Clark, in an attempt to make some spare cash, unintentionally stumbles into the world of superhero fanfiction, becomes a prolific writer for Gotham's OTP, and tries his best to fend off rival fans who want him to convert to superbat instead.- Language:
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28 Sep 2025
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Truly a Pity by sage__leaves
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
22 Sep 2025
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Clark Kent is pretty sure he's dying. Kryptonians don't get sick, not a planet like Earth, and they certainly don't stay that way. Instead of curling up in a corner and letting whatever this was take its course, Clark packed a bag.
A tired Bruce Wayne, new parent to a traumatized Dick Grayson, reluctantly opens his door to a metahuman eager to please. Without the ability to be Superman, Clark is determined to help Bruce navigate this new life - determined to do some final good. Unaware of the intentions, the newly formed bat-family tentatively opens their wings to what they think is Clark's typical sunshine.
TL/DR: Clark is dying. Instead of being responsible, he goes to Wayne Manor, unwilling to act on the feelings he's been harboring, but unable to stay away. Cue young Dick and a very tired Bruce unaware that Clark may very well be slipping away.
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22 Sep 2025
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From the floor, Kendra wheezes, “You got a fucking bowl cut on purpose?”
“It’s an homage,” Guy says through his teeth.
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05 Aug 2025
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think not, the eleventh commandment by qigiined
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
11 Aug 2022
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Boba leaves Djarin to his tracking while he takes deep breaths and tries to convince himself that running screaming into the wastes is not how he is going to deal with all this. He needs to think smarter, not harder. The sarlacc is an enormous motherfucking terror dome. It cannot move far, and it cannot possibly move fast. If it moved, it has to be around here somewhere. Someone has to have felt it or seen it.
Someone has to know something about sarlaccs. Someone living. Someone dead.
(Boba sets out to hunt his white whale.)
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14 Jun 2025
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In a moment of drunken desperation, Louis and Lestat promise that if neither of them are married by the time they are forty, they will marry each other. Louis is more than confident that nothing will ever come of this ridiculous pact they have made. So, why is he actively trying to sabotage every single relationship Lestat enters into?
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- 8/8
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28 May 2025
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we can only do our best to recreate by slaapkat for railroadman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
25 Sep 2018
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The first time Harvey meets Matches Malone, he’s sure it’s a joke.
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26 Apr 2025
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lestat big naturals @lestiddies:
happy three year anniversary to when lestat destroyed a pap’s camera, punched him in the nose, and swore at him in french for trying to take pictures of louis. i stand by my cancelled wife
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15 Jan 2025
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nothing here to hold on to (can I hold you?) by tigerlilycorinne
Fandoms: Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, Wicked - All Media Types
14 Aug 2023
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“Shhh. It’s me, it’s… it’s Glinda.” She’s suddenly not sure that’s going to be at all reassuring to Elphaba. “You’re safe. You’re safe, okay? Just sleep. I promise I won’t—” Won’t what? Tell anyone she’s here? Arrest her herself? Hurt her? Take her broom away? Imprison her? Everything that could finish that sentence feels to Glinda like she’s only reminding Elphaba what she could do. “I promise you’re safe.”
Elphaba crashes onto Glinda’s balcony, and Glinda has to hide Elphaba from the world while she recovers.
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- Part 10 of AUgust 2023 Short Fic
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25 Dec 2024
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22 Dec 2024
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I don't take kindly to being avoided by exquisitetragicthing
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
05 Dec 2024
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Lestat waits. On his balcony every night, edging closer and closer to madness.
He hungers. He desires. He craves his eternal companion, and he will wait no longer.
Something must give.
After their night of intimacy in Lestat's townhouse, Louis panics and ghosts Lestat. Lestat, meanwhile, does not take kindly to being avoided.
The missing moments we didn't see between the townhouse scene and the church scene in 1x01. From Lestat’s POV.
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06 Dec 2024
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“Jesus,” Daniel said, once his dead heart had stopped racing.
“I don’t care for him,” Armand said. He was tapping away at his iPad. “Tell me. Which word do you think would cause greater offense: vapid or insipid?”
“Insipid,” Daniel said immediately, then, taking a closer look at the screen, “Are you fucking review bombing Lestat’s album?”
“It’s something to do,” Armand sighed.
Daniel just wants to get through The Vampire Lestat's documentary in one piece. The Vampires Lestat, Louis and Armand aren't making it any easier for him.
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11 Nov 2024