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Cookie Dough by dumpsterprince
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Hawkeye (Comics)
10 Jan 2017
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Bucky had been in charge of melting the chocolate and, as revenge for the handful of flour and sugar Clint had dumped in his hair, dipped his fingers into the warm liquid and slathered it down Clint’s cheeks to resemble ‘war-paint'. Steve had wandered into the kitchen as Clint licked a spot of chocolate off Bucky’s chin and regarded them with a raised eyebrow, simply grabbing his water bottle and leaving with a sigh as they continued cackling like maniacs.
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I Can't Believe That by dumpsterprince
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics)
29 Jun 2016
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Yesterday you came my way,
And when you smiled at me,
In my heart I felt a thrill you see,
That it was love at sight and
I was right to love you as I do.
Still I never dreamed that you could love me too.
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Warped Images, Twisted Memories by Burning_Butterfly
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
12 Jan 2025
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Of course, Dazai didn't exactly know what to expect when he let himself get captured. Maybe beaten around a bit, yelled at, possibly even threatened, typical Port Mafia behaviour, he knew this was coming. He didn't know the rest of it was coming, though.
He didn't expect to see Chuuya wearing the same dead look as the Demon Prodigy, for a start.
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18 Jun 2026
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At nine-years old, Atsushi ran away from the orphanage and wandered into the slums of Yokohama. There, he meets a sickly boy named Akutagawa Ryuunosuke and his little sister, Gin. There, they find themselves living together for some time, and Atsushi is happier than he thought possible.
Then, one way or another, he finds himself in the care of the Mafioso that does not kill, Oda Sakunosuke.
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16 Jun 2026
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Someday I'll be Perfect, and I'll Make up for it All by RussianGoon
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
20 May 2026
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“You didn’t even finish your nuggets,” Dazai said across the table. Atsushi didn’t answer.
“I’ll give them a funeral,” Dazai added. “Here lies Nugget #3. He was brave, undercooked, and loved.”Atsushi snorted, despite himself.
“Feel better?” Dazai asked.
“Not really.”
“Yeah. Me neither.”
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Atsushi didn’t plan to care about anyone here. He planned to keep his head down, follow the rules, and get better. Whatever that means.
But he ends up talking to some of the people there, and they're not as scary as expected. Actually, some of them seem just as scared as he feels.
The food is suspicious, they barely leave one small room all day, and everyone wears heavy eyebags with sweatpants and T-shirts.
Still, something about this place is starting to get under his skin.
Maybe healing is messier than it looks on the brochures.Basically, a psych ward AU.
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15 Jun 2026
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After Hirotsu gives them their offerings, they exchange rings, and Dazai never, not once, breaks eye contact even as they're instructed to kiss. Chuuya expects a wet tongue in his mouth as some sort of demonstration of dominance, so he's surprised when Dazai's hand lifts to cover them both, and the only thing that's pressed to his lips — the corner of them, to be precise — is a dry, fleeting kiss.
And then it's done.
Chuuya is officially, irrevocably married to the one and only head of the mafia.
Or, an AU in which king of the sheep Chuuya has to marry port mafia boss Dazai to get one of his people out of jail.
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- Part 1 of THORN VERSE
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12 Jun 2026
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It’s been a little more than a month since everything almost went to shit, since the Armed Detective Agency and Port Mafia faced off against Dostoyevsky, since Yokohama almost lost its fragile, balanced peace.
And it’s also been just about a month since Ranpo emerged from Poe’s book, all pride and glowing accomplishment for solving 500 murders in a week, and just a passing comment about the other guy losing patience and starting punching people.
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Chuuya emerges from Poe's book, exhausted, to discover that Dazai has been severely injured. Standing guard in the Agency's infirmary, Yosano, Kunikida, and Chuuya find unexpected common cause in their desire to keep Dazai in one piece despite his best efforts to hide his vulnerabilities from everyone around him.
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11 Jun 2026