dynamiteghost

a yellow ball with crazy looking eyes, a devious grin, and it’s hands clasped in front of itself



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  1. Rec 28

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    A year into their relationship, they’ve built something soft and steady together— removed from that stupid king, and all the events in that world.
    But beneath that fragile normalcy, Derek’s body betrays him.
    What he assumes is a routine, empty biological cycle turns into something far more terrifying: he’s carrying a child. Alone in their apartment, instincts take over as he unknowingly builds a nest, only realizing too late what it means.
    With only hours before he lays the egg, Derek is left spiraling—exhausted, overwhelmed, and completely unprepared.
    And worst of all?
    Avery has no idea.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    The first few days went fine. Ex stayed in his hovel, sewing an evil cloak. Then, he started to get bored. And not the normal sort of boredom, no — he was stuck with the kind that wormed its way under his skin and screamed that it needed noise, needed something more than the couple of rooms Ex had been moving between. And so, foolishly, he left. He made his way through the shopping district, slightly unnerved by the lack of sound. Usually, even late at night he could hear the sound of blocks being placed or fireworks firing. But today, there was nothing. At least — there was nothing until he made it to the Nether portal. He turned the corner to find a conglomeration of Hermits standing in front of a single person, a stranger who was standing on top of the Nether portal. They were saying something, but trailed off when they saw him.

    “Ah — there you are! Our last missing player. I do hope you won’t cause as much trouble as the others — someone here has to have some sense.”

    “Who are you?” Ex asked, taking measured steps to approach the portal.

    “I’m Jeff — your new leader. I’ll be taking the reins here, and running this pathetic place from now on.”

    AKA: Xisuma's on vacation! Bad things happen

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    09 Apr 2026

  3. Rec 40

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    Literally just Ze realizing he's pregnant. Then tells Regect. I promise it's cute, I'm just embarrassed. 💔 But yeah that's the fic.

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    He startled when he turned and saw another person. Xisuma was sitting across the room, glaring at him. Ex’s eyes narrowed, searching his armourless form until they finally caught onto the chain wrapped around X’s ankle. Alright — so not a ploy by Xisuma either? Maybe this was a plot against Hermitcraft, then. That would explain why they had him, though it wouldn’t explain why they’d bothered to grab Ex from a different location. …maybe they thought he’d be a pressure point — a weakness that would make Xisuma consider betraying his people. He almost laughed at the idea — if that was their plan, they were about to be sorely disappointed. Some of his amusement must’ve shown on his face, because the last bit of curiosity Xisuma’s held had quickly soured.

    “So, what’s the plan here?” He asked, leaning back, his chained leg tucked beneath him. The rest of his body screamed of casualty — though Ex wasn’t quite sure if it was real.

    “Hm?” He glanced around. “Well, looks like your average kidnapping to me.” They shrugged, tugging on their chains.

    Xisuma just chuckled.

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    14 Feb 2026

  5. Rec 36

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    Preening is a sacred ritual among avians.

    Ze has not had his wings preened in quite a long time.

    Until he meets Regect.

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    05 Feb 2026