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    Darcy announces drunkenly to Jane, “I am a dragon and you... you beautiful Pop-Tart Jane, you... are my hoard. You are my princess! I loooove you lots'n'lots, you know.”

    Jane, who has Darcy's head in her lap, pats Darcy's forehead sympathetically with the bottom of her beer bottle. “I love you lots and lots too, Darcy,” she says. “My fierce dragon intern.”

    An AU telling of The Avengers where Darcy is a dragon.

    Latest Ch: 27. Princess to my Dragon

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    Hermione Granger-Weasley and Ronald Weasley are done with wizards and their notions of reality. They can't save everyone, but they'll save who they can.

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    22 Aug 2025

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    19 Aug 2025

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    Steve Adams is a former gym teacher and principal from the American Midwest. He might only be a Muggle, but a hostile school environment is something that is not acceptable. When his daughter informs him of a certain cruel professor during her first year at Hogwarts, Steve decides to act. As he learns more about the wizarding world, the story of one boy stands out: Harry James Potter. A responsible adult at Hogwarts. Crack fic taken seriously.

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    10 Aug 2025

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    When the students of Amity Park take a week-long field trip to Gotham, the Batfamily expects the usual—panicked tourists, quick departures, and maybe a mugging or two. What they don’t expect is a group of teens who treat supervillain kidnappings like escape rooms, a teacher who is more worried about his students causing chaos than being in danger, and somehow becoming the city’s biggest mystery overnight.

    The Batfamily scrambles to figure out who (or what) these kids are.

    (They're not ready. No one is.)

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    07 Jul 2025