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[EPISODE NUMBER UNKNOWN] - Intern Technoblade Takes The Stage by Odaigahara
Fandoms: Dream SMP, SMPEarth
01 Jun 2026
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Never let your enemies know your next move. Never leave out turtle eggs where a zombie might trample 'em. And above all, if you find yourself temporarily bested, repay all injustices a thousand fold. Welcome to Night Vale.
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Technoblade is Night Vale Community Radio's newest intern, and tonight he's hosting the show.
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- Part 68 of dream smp fic my beloved
Bookmarked by edgewitch
05 Jun 2026
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make no plans (and none can be broken) by Sphere (optimal_stingray)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Mar 2026
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Albus Dumbledore in the summer of 1995, searching desperately for a Defence professor: Why don’t I write my good friend Sarutobi Hiruzen, a fellow member in good standing of the Useless, Yet Purportedly Wise, Fictional Mentors Club, to see if he has a candidate in mind?
Sarutobi Hiruzen: I know the perfect person for this. She’s an S-ranked former ANBU and she just graduated a genin team to chūnin, so she’s got teaching experience!
Albus Dumbledore: …This is a fifteen-year-old.
Hyūga Hinata, fresh off taking down Orochimaru at the Chūnin Exams: Wow, if I had a nickel for every snake-themed, immortality-obsessed whackjob I’ve ever had to kill, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
I’ve set Hinataverse!Hinata loose on the wizarding world, where she immediately does her damnedest to set a new record for the Voldemort defeat any% speedrun. Casualties are… considerable.
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- Part 9 of Into the Hinataverse
- Part 1 of only adult in the room
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16 Oct 2025
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"Oh," Izuna said -- delicately, while studiously reading his folder, "I'm afraid we need someone with a ... strong personality for Naohime."
"Why's that?" Hashirama replied, just as painfully polite.
The daimyo's mediator kept watching them and scratching little pointy words in his notebook.
"Because if your man doesn't prove that he's dangerous and has the personality to use it on her if she pushes him, it's going to turn abusive," Madara drawled.
Hashirama stared at him for a blank second. The daimyo's envoy stopped writing; even his stone-faced Aburame bodyguard arched her eyebrows over her darkened spectacles.
Tobirama stretched out across the table without another word to take back one of the folders Izuna had spread around him.
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The daimyo is over the whole Uchiha/Senju war. They're going to become one people if they know what's good for them.
Madara hates it enough without having to marry a woman too.
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02 Dec 2025
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Helping Senju Tobirama through a surprise heat without losing his head and ending up fathering a litter on the Uchiha clan's most lethal enemy had been torture. A test of willpower the likes of which Madara never wants to go through again. Juggling his little brother's furious storm of look-at-me-I-hate-you hadn't helped.
The fallout should have been easier by comparison! Just tell the Elders to butt out of his sex life, let Izuna find them a lover that could hold a candle to that bleached bastard,
not feel guilty that Tobirama's own marriage prospects were now ruined,plot behind everyone's backs with the clan leader of their most terrible enemy, not alienate his lovely, paranoid, adorably pining little brother by babying him too much, tell the Elders to butt out of his sex life --Easy.
Meanwhile Izuna despairs of making his brother ever see reason and Tobirama goes dutifully on to his solitary end. See? Easy.
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Sequel to "blood rare and sweet as cherry wine".Series
- Part 2 of cherry wine
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It started, as most things did in Kakashi’s life, with a mission gone wrong.
(In which Kakashi accidentally acquires an emotionally healthy coping technique.)
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01 Nov 2024
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What You Knead
Kakashi learns one (1) healthy coping mechanism and the fixit snowballs from thereCh 17