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Karkat turned his back on John. Ordinarily, that wouldn't be anything unexpected, or even be worthy of notice, but. John's retcon powers activated, and the two were sent tumbling through the multiverse, having to play their parts until they land back home. They have to keep their cool, Karkat, to make sure each timeline stays in tact. But.
Karkat has such a terrible cough...
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04 Jul 2026
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Well If You Wanted Honesty That's All You Had To Say by cancerousRomantic
Fandoms: Homestuck
19 May 2026
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5 Times Karkat overthought his feelings for John + 1 time John made it all feel right.
rated T for karkat cursing
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31 May 2026
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It's a cross between an office romance and a hostile alien takeover, and it ends just the way you would expect.
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11 May 2026
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A troll waits for an Heiress to arrive, gift in hand.
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03 May 2026
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“Egbert, you order the same damn thing every time. A burger with nothing but a patty. No bun. No toppings. No sauce. Just a singular patty, and you make direct eye contact while you do it.”
June only shrugged at this, tapping her painted fingernails rhythmically against the brick wall. She still bore a shit-eating grin on her face. “Minimalism is in. Either way, I can only afford the barest of bones.”
Dave snorted, shaking his head. “You’re terrorising minimum wage fast food workers for sport.”
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Or, June Egbert has a passion for pissing off the employee at Grubshack - Karkat Vantas. Dave tells her to commit to the bit, and things quickly escalate.Bookmarked by egbertvantas
11 Apr 2026
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jusf a short fluff fic i wrote when i was really tired
title is from the neutral milk hotel songBookmarked by egbertvantas
22 Mar 2026
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John decides to teach Karkat how to human dance.
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23 Nov 2025
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You dream that you are in a canyon on a distant planet, where the sunlight doesn't burn.
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- Part 1 of the dead and the dreaming
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08 Nov 2025
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“This may come as a blow to you personally, but there’s no time better than the present, I guess,” he shrugs.
“What is it?” Your mouth is growing dry in worry. He tugs at his collar in discomfort one last time.
“Madam Crocker is a genuinely wicked person. Rotten to her slimy center. A murderer if I’ve ever known one.”
You blink.
“I already knew that.” The waiter stops in his tracks to stare at you.
“What?” He asks, dumbfounded.
“She’s not even my actual grandmother,” you venture further.
He slowly leans closer to you.
“What?” He repeats, bewilderment stamped across his entire being.
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04 Nov 2025
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A caliginous flirt is turned on his head!
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03 Nov 2025
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Karkat doesn't even have to look at the stairs anymore. Methodically, and without any kind of examination of motives whatsoever, all of his possessions migrated over the course of that awful first month to the downstairs guest bedroom.
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03 Nov 2025
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The problem was discovered too late. Too late, as the kids of the session they were in had already gone through. Too late, as Terezi preceded alongside Kanaya with a thumbs up, knowing how the last five would argue about placement and approach. Too damn late, as they would discover grasping each other’s hand, John leading them, John attempting to finally get to finish, and-
And it just didn’t work.
He didn’t go through.
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Johnkat Day prompt four! Angst. I wrote this a while back but I thought it'd be good to share now for everyone in the Johnkat circle. ;)
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- Part 1 of The Journey's Home
- Part 1 of Homestuck Works
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18 Oct 2025
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"..I love you."
I hurt you and you don't even know it.
"Love you too."
The words feel hollow falling out. He manages to sleep, seemingly sounder of mind, but you, you're wide awake. Your decisions hang over your head, gaping, hungry for the truth. They beckon and cry to be said, itching out of your mouth and screamed from your throat. But he's already asleep, and it already feels too late.
Your actions weigh on you as Karkat sleeps peacefully, loving you, as if you're not the worst person in the world.
And you stay wide awake, past sunrise, stirring in your own filthy demise.
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- Part 2 of Step by Step
- Part 6 of Homestuck Works
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17 Oct 2025
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“Karkat, you just don’t get it,” he mumbles. Karkat presses another kiss against his shoulder and then raises his eyebrows, and John heaves a sigh. “Birthdays were always, like, super important to me growing up!”
“Okay, and that’s great and all,” Karkat starts cautiously. “But they mean fuck all to me. You realize that, right?”
“But you’re my boyfriend!” There’s a part of Karkat that still feels so weird about that term, even if it also makes his stomach flutter. “And this is your first birthday since we got together. I wanna celebrate you.”
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15 Oct 2025
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“It was with another troll, Kanaya,” You cry to her, breaking each word over you. “A fucking troll.”
“Karkat, come over. I understand, but I need you here if you want to talk properly.”
“A troll!” You wail loudly, again and again. “A troll!! A troll. A fucking troll.”
“Karkat! Do you want me to call Terezi to get you?”
You sober quickly. “Oh fuck no. Then Serket will be with her and-”
“Then come over. Now.”
You hear a click.
So much for supportive friends.
You don’t even notice you're back on the road until you’ve got the windows rolled down and the stupid human-song station playing the most disgusting of teen-angst songs.
You scream the lyrics into the wind, despite the fact that you’re not singing the lyrics but just your anger.Series
- Part 1 of Step by Step
- Part 5 of Homestuck Works
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13 Oct 2025
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John tries to work Karkat into a poem that would describe him best. It takes him a while to figure it out, but eventually, he gets there.
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- Part 3 of Homestuck Works
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13 Oct 2025
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This isn’t the first time Karkat has fallen asleep in the vicinity of you and your friends, but it’s certainly the first time you’ve been aware he is so close to you while he is, and you can make out shortly his curled shadow under your covers. He’s practically buried himself right against you, a little mass of anger and twitchiness replaced by something so..so carefully relaxed. You hush your breathing, becoming self-conscious as you run your mind over what you could possibly do or think about this situation before he shifts in his sleep and you can make out the fuzzy details of his face.
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John wakes up to a problem he grows to not mind.
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- Part 7 of Homestuck Works
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13 Oct 2025
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When you first break John’s heart, you’re not around for it.
Your name is Karkat Vantas. And it has taken you far too long to realize John Egbert has fallen in love with you.
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- Part 8 of Homestuck Works
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karkat gets up in the middle of the night to take care of his baby, and thinks.
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- Part 11 of Homestuck Works
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13 Oct 2025
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(every morning, every evening)
You and me, just like this.Bookmarked by egbertvantas
01 Sep 2025