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    A set of stories for the Seawatt/Evbo pair. Probably all oneshots. Not meant to be viewed as happening in one consistent timeline.

    I no longer write works for this fandom as I feel uncomfortable doing so, sorry.

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    ....and a Cult Leader, too.

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  1. Public Bookmark 86

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    The interesting scent seemed to be coming from the somewhat tense looking angel to his right.

    Crawley licked his bottom lip, which was an excuse enough for his sensitive tongue to investigate the new development. No doubt, he could feel the warmth emanating from his companion's solid body, damp smell of cloth of his robe, and that complex and intriguing scent carrying messages he was yet to decipher.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    In which Aziraphale is sent to Hell, there's an argument about forms, the chairs are very uncomfortable, and no one seems the least bit interested in ravishing him. Really, does he have to do everything himself?

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    01 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 99

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    There are so many feelings running through Aziraphale after Crowley saved his books, they managed to perform a perfect Bullet Catch together, and he thwarted a Demon's plan against Crowley, that something was bound to happen between them eventually. It all culminates in the two of them finally coming together backstage in a West End dressing room.

    “Crowley.” Aziraphale breathed into the space between them, just as an Angel had breathed the stars into the Universe once upon a time.

    And, exactly like the Universe that he had once helped to create, Crowley came alive with a blinding and all-encompassing passion.

    “I’ve got you Angel.” He promised. “I’ve got you.”

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    31 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 52

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    Of course, Crowley knows Aziraphale’s offer to do *something* for him in return is innocent. Has to be. After all, Aziraphale is an angel and can’t possibly mean what it sounds like. Right?

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    31 May 2026

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    Aziraphale knows what he is, in Heaven. He’s dirty, and tainted, and easy. He’s good for working off stress. He’s a lower angel, a demoted Cherub banished to Earth and forbidden from saying no. He’s Gabriel’s favourite, though he doesn’t understand why. He knows all too well what he is. But it doesn’t matter. Because Heaven is good, and all that they do must be good in return. No matter how much it hurts, no matter how much he hates it. Heaven cannot possibly be wrong.

    Right?

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    23 May 2026