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Kenny just wants to finish his seasonal job as an elf for the mall’s Christmas display, but any hope of that happening is vaporized the moment Butters shows up. Now, Kenny finds himself on a fetch quest for sleigh parts and in conflict with the U.S. government.
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It’s summer and Stan’s stuck pining over his super best friend until aliens give him mind-reading sunglasses.
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In the Five Minutes When I Was Dead to the World by emdarsh
Fandoms: Infinite Jest - David Foster Wallace
02 Dec 2024
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Hal wonders if it’s possible to get addicted to people.
Set the day after the end of the book.
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Tweek tries to get clean after twenty-something years of being anything but.
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The Science of Self Hatred, Sabotage, and Saying Something Stupid by emdarsh for applecider09
Fandoms: South Park
11 Jun 2023
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Stan’s feelings of unbridled hatred toward Gary are confronted when he gets caught for cheating on a math exam. Now on academic probation, he has no other choice but to open up as his hatred turns into something new.
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It's Craig's birthday and he just wants to go to his mandolin lesson in peace, but Butters is there, and then Kenny is at McDonalds, Stan and Kyle are having sex in the woods, and Tweek is dead.
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Bookmarked by emdarsh
16 Oct 2025
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i've always loved this fic and come back to it, but for some reason never publicly endorsed it. honestly ? just read everything by hollycomb.
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if you die in hamlet you die in real life by orphan_account
Fandoms: Hamlet - Shakespeare, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead - Stoppard
07 Oct 2018
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hamlet but it's modern and 'mmmm, whatcha say' plays every time a character dies
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- Part 1 of what if shakespeare but memes
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01 May 2025
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In the fall of 1957, Sputnik inadvertently draws two classmates together.
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18 Apr 2023
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Strength ten, Intelligence ten by Pinophyta
Fandoms: Fallout (Video Games), Fallout: New Vegas
12 Sep 2017
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The Courier climbs through the ranks of the Legion, and Vulpes Inculta isn't too thrilled about it. Specially when the man ends outranking him.
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- Part 1 of Legion Courier and Vulpes
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19 Jun 2024
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The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan.
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Bookmarked by emdarsh
26 Sep 2022