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    Shoko rubs her chin. “The way I see it, you’re annoying, impatient, and self-centered, so being a bad top is symptomatic– the underlying problem is you wouldn’t be a good sexual partner in general. If we were blue-footed boobies on the Galápagos Islands, no one would mate with you, and you’d die alone.”

    “Lies and slander,” Satoru accuses. “Suguru would mate with me.”

    “Geto has issues,” she agrees.

    Uni AU. Gojo believes he can top and he makes it Geto’s problem.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    hilarious wtf

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    Suguru dead-eyes him across the table.

    “Please listen to me, man.” Satoru says.

    “No.” Suguru responds in that long suffering way that means he’s going to listen to Satoru but he’s gonna be pissy about it first. “It’s, fucking, 7AM.” Suguru adds. Suguru is not a morning person. It’s why Satoru went and bought the fancy coffee Suguru likes and breakfast sandwiches and red bean buns. He had to go to the bakery across town to get those.

    “It’s so important.” Satoru tells him.

    “Your opening gambit at 7-fucking-AM was ‘say I’ve gotten into anal play lately, why do I leak cum before I cum?’” Suguru says with a glare.

    “Yeah.” Satoru says.

    Suguru glares even harder.

    “Well, you could answer me at least.” Satoru huffs, crossing his arms over his chest.

    “I hope you fall off a bridge and die.” Suguru tells him, but he’s unwrapping a breakfast sandwich and pulling the lid off one of the cups of coffee, so.

    “I hope you do too.” Satoru says amicably, taking a seat. He pushes some napkins toward Suguru and switches out the breakfast sandwich. Suguru likes the ones with avocado better. “So why do I?”

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    5 times Hinata doesn’t get his first heat, and the 1 time he finally does.

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    One night, Shouyou wakes Kageyama up with a text.

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    “I won’t allow you to mark me. I am not seeking to be claimed or mated. This is just…”

    “Casual sex,” Tomo finishes for him, in a rather crude, but entirely Tomo way of describing the situation. “No strings attached, got it. What’s your second rule?”

    “This...arrangement. I don’t want it to affect our friendship. I don’t want us to change.”

    At this, Tomo smiles at him, warm and slightly crooked, familiar in a way that dissolves the last of the hesitation in Kazuha’s heart. “Wouldn’t dream of it, Princess.”

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    Kazuha requires a convenient method of dealing with his heats. Tomo is conveniently present. Naturally, they come to an agreement, of sorts.

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